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Post by revmichael on Nov 11, 2009 8:57:59 GMT
The Flood is over and the ark has landed. Noah lets all the animals out and says, "Go forth and multiply."
A few months later, Noah decides to take a stroll and see how the animals are doing. Everywhere he looks he finds baby animals. Everyone is doing fine except for one pair of little snakes. "What's the problem?" says Noah.
"Cut down some trees and let us live there," say the snakes.
Noah follows their advice. Several more weeks pass. Noah checks on the snakes again. He finds lots of little snakes, and everybody is happy. Noah asks, "Want to tell me how the trees helped?"
"Certainly," say the snakes. "We're adders, so we need logs to multiply."
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Post by ivy noidea on Nov 11, 2009 14:01:09 GMT
What a groaner Michael!
I fear it may be lost on some of the younger generation though.
PS - I forgive you for not warning about the slithery things as you didn't put a picture on.
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