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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 11, 2009 7:16:57 GMT
The PMH is on Gardening Leave until his new job starts. I feel I must point out that he is not doing the gardening, he is using my computer! I am having to catch up here at all sorts of ungodly hours. He says it's for business, pah! what's more important than being on here!
Anyroadup, here is tomorrow's thought today, in case I can't get back here until the day after yesterday, or even later. If time flies, why are most planes late?
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Post by hellenbach on Dec 11, 2009 8:41:10 GMT
But what about Horse flies.... I've never seen one?
I always liked that saying "stainless steel sinks", not if it's a boat!!
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Post by Slowan on Dec 11, 2009 9:25:08 GMT
Is it yesterday's thread?
See! I just knew that would happen!
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Post by Justin Credible on Dec 11, 2009 9:40:46 GMT
This is very confusing for OAPs.I shall be forced to go on the hoy at this rate.
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Post by Beau Leggs on Dec 11, 2009 9:44:34 GMT
This is very confusing for OAPs.I shall be forced to go on the hoy at this rate. Minimum wage?
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Post by Ena BumDance on Dec 11, 2009 9:51:51 GMT
you need to get out more and mix it
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Post by Frankleapold on Dec 11, 2009 10:40:14 GMT
Has anyone seen a heavy plant crossing the road ?.
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Post by Slowan on Dec 11, 2009 10:42:51 GMT
Triffid?? *feels the panic rising*
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 11, 2009 10:55:07 GMT
Triffid?? *feels the panic rising* Was it sea water or the common cold that did for the triffids? Should we all get on a crowded train to Brighton, and go and buy some rock catch a cold? panics even more than Slowan
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Post by Eema Braazkumov on Dec 11, 2009 11:21:57 GMT
*panics on behalf of everybody incase they're not panicking enough*
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Post by hellenbach on Dec 11, 2009 11:25:40 GMT
Has anyone seen a heavy plant crossing the road ?. My Tyg, always thought it was a "busking shark". I always said one day I would draw a cartoon for her with a shark playing a guitar! *lol*
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Post by sirnialdementia on Dec 11, 2009 11:32:26 GMT
Has anyone seen a heavy plant crossing the road ?. My Tyg, always thought it was a "busking shark". I always said one day I would draw a cartoon for her with a shark playing a guitar! *lol* Stringing her along then?
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Post by hellenbach on Dec 11, 2009 11:44:48 GMT
My Tyg, always thought it was a "busking shark". I always said one day I would draw a cartoon for her with a shark playing a guitar! *lol* Stringing her along then? *lol* and the other thing was "why is that car park and invalid car park" ie. not in use that doesn't work so well in words.. because it's the difference between InvAlid and invalid. *wanders off to stuff cds*
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Post by sallydickins on Dec 11, 2009 12:16:51 GMT
Triffid?? *feels the panic rising* Was it sea water or the common cold that did for the triffids? Should we all get on a crowded train to Brighton, and go and buy some rock catch a cold? panics even more than SlowanDaft apeth! You're thinking of the War of the Worlds and the aliens. I can reliably inform you that the aliens found a cure and are still in Brighton thriving and breeding at a frightening rate.........
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 11, 2009 12:38:45 GMT
Was it sea water or the common cold that did for the triffids? Should we all get on a crowded train to Brighton, and go and buy some rock catch a cold? panics even more than SlowanDaft apeth! You're thinking of the War of the Worlds and the aliens. I can reliably inform you that the aliens found a cure and are still in Brighton thriving and breeding at a frightening rate......... Aha! I see that they have not quite sorted out the hairy feet gene yet!
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Post by sallydickins on Dec 11, 2009 12:42:12 GMT
Daft apeth! You're thinking of the War of the Worlds and the aliens. I can reliably inform you that the aliens found a cure and are still in Brighton thriving and breeding at a frightening rate......... Aha! I see that they have not quite sorted out the hairy feet gene yet! ....but they have stopped going round shouting "whoooooooo laaaaaaaarrrrrfed?"
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Post by Mahatt Micoat on Dec 11, 2009 16:24:04 GMT
Ok, who scared the door?
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Post by Frankleapold on Dec 11, 2009 16:32:24 GMT
Why is it....that when I see the sign -"DOGS MUST BE CARRIED ON ESCALATORS" I have this urge to find a dog ?.
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Post by tigerlily on Dec 11, 2009 17:05:41 GMT
Tube trains. They are not tubular.
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Post by Peek on Dec 11, 2009 17:08:42 GMT
I'd like to know if anyone has ever heard a drain laugh...
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