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Post by revmichael on Jan 19, 2010 8:51:15 GMT
God and the Scientist
God is sitting in heaven when a scientist says to him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me," replies God.
"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into your likeness and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's interesting. Show me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no," interrupts God. "Get your own dirt."
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Post by Shuggie on Jan 19, 2010 12:14:50 GMT
GROAN!
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Post by troykerr on Jan 19, 2010 12:39:57 GMT
Wow two rare visitors - now if I were a TOG Twitcher this would be a Life Time Tick
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Post by Frankleapold on Jan 19, 2010 15:11:01 GMT
I like it, Michael. ;D
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