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Post by Mae Hem on Feb 1, 2010 11:04:19 GMT
My stick of Everlasting Toffee finally ran out (purchased circa May 1963 £0 0s 3d) - should I complain?
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Post by sirnialdementia on Feb 1, 2010 11:15:29 GMT
My stick of Everlasting Toffee finally ran out (purchased circa May 1963 £0 0s 3d) - should I complain? That Willy Wonker was a bad un eh?
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Post by Slowan on Feb 1, 2010 11:23:02 GMT
My stick of Everlasting Toffee finally ran out (purchased circa May 1963 £0 0s 3d) - should I complain? Lets check the facts. 1 - Did it last forever? 2 -
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Post by Mae Hem on Feb 1, 2010 11:24:07 GMT
My stick of Everlasting Toffee finally ran out (purchased circa May 1963 £0 0s 3d) - should I complain? Lets check the facts. 1 - Did it last forever? 2 - You're hired! Can you do no win no fee?
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Post by Mae Hem on Feb 1, 2010 11:25:30 GMT
My stick of Everlasting Toffee finally ran out (purchased circa May 1963 £0 0s 3d) - should I complain? That Willy Wonker was a bad un eh? Ooo er, 'im an' that Bertie Bassett, big trouble and no mistake, you got a good run for your money with his licorice though.
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Post by Frankleapold on Feb 1, 2010 15:32:31 GMT
(1). Did you check the terms and conditions of said item before purchasing it ?. (2). Have you considered buying a replacement ?.
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(3). Can I have a bit to chew on, please ?.
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Post by Slowan on Feb 1, 2010 20:37:20 GMT
Lets check the facts. 1 - Did it last forever? 2 - You're hired! Can you do no win no fee? Erm ........................ does that mean I don't get anything?
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Post by Mae Hem on Feb 1, 2010 21:48:57 GMT
(1). Did you check the terms and conditions of said item before purchasing it ?. (2). Have you considered buying a replacement ?. And.... (3). Can I have a bit to chew on, please ?. You are in luck, I found a small piece in an old pocket, there is not too much fluff on it, you just have to unstick the piece of string and the marble - and Slowan, what I should have said is 'no win no toffee' ;D
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Post by Frankleapold on Feb 1, 2010 22:06:47 GMT
I'm afraid that string and marble are off my dietary needs....thanks for the offer though.
ps : Maybe this culinary delight might interest Flaggers ?.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2010 22:15:41 GMT
You're hired! Can you do no win no fee? Erm ........................ does that mean I don't get anything? It is not for us to say.
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Feb 2, 2010 8:35:13 GMT
I'm afraid that string and marble are off my dietary needs....thanks for the offer though. ps : Maybe this culinary delight might interest Flaggers ?. String can be tasty.
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Post by Mae Hem on Feb 2, 2010 9:39:24 GMT
I'm afraid that string and marble are off my dietary needs....thanks for the offer though. ps : Maybe this culinary delight might interest Flaggers ?. String can be tasty. I shall send it to you forthwith! I hope you don't mind the teeth marks, I think I bought the toffee before I had my brace fitted, that is a serious set of overbite prints!
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Post by Frankleapold on Feb 2, 2010 9:50:01 GMT
Did you invent Dental Floss then, Mae ?.
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Post by Mae Hem on Feb 2, 2010 10:06:21 GMT
Did you invent Dental Floss then, Mae ?. Nope, that was my mate Candy ;D
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Post by Mad Sapper on Feb 2, 2010 12:29:40 GMT
I'm afraid that string and marble are off my dietary needs....thanks for the offer though. ps : Maybe this culinary delight might interest Flaggers ?. String can be tasty. Yes, but it takes a lot of onions.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2010 12:55:50 GMT
Did you invent Dental Floss then, Mae ?. Nope, that was my mate Candy ;D Candy has mates? ;D
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Post by sirnialdementia on Feb 2, 2010 20:31:55 GMT
Did you invent Dental Floss then, Mae ?. Nope, that was my mate Candy ;D Thongs are botty floss masquerading as pants ;D
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Post by Mae Hem on Feb 3, 2010 9:02:56 GMT
Nope, that was my mate Candy ;D Thongs are botty floss masquerading as pants ;D Wondered why my eyes were watering ;D Thinks, wonder if everlasting toffee thread will turn into one of those everlasting threads - nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Post by Frankleapold on Feb 3, 2010 14:52:52 GMT
No.....next topic, please ?.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2010 16:07:03 GMT
No.....next topic, please ?. I prefer a Snickers bar rather than a topic. ;D
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