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Post by Den Tistry on Mar 3, 2010 1:05:14 GMT
A traveller stops in a Yorkshire pub and notices that all the beams have car keys dangling from them. When asked, the landlord says, "Ah, That's for Seth - he's ah local genius - if tha' sticks car key up his bum he'll tell tha make, model an' all sorts. He'll be in soon - tha can try him out." So, when Seth arrives, the landlord says "Ay up Seth, chap 'ere wants to knaw if thee can tell car from key up th' a**e". "Aye, 'appen I can", says Seth. So the traveller takes a key and - err - inserts it. "Eee!", says Seth, "1999 Toyota Corolla, Blue". The traveler checks the key fob - quite correct! "OK then, how about this one?", says the traveller, grabbing another key. "Ahh, tricky, but aye ,aye, it's a Mercedes SLK, 2005, Silver" - and he's right again! So now the traveller thinks, I'll catch him out now - and grabs an old spark plug.
"Eee hee!, That's Champion!"
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Post by ghengissmith on Mar 3, 2010 13:56:55 GMT
*Gets out sleeping bag and flask and waits for the punch line*
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Post by Candy Mansing on Mar 4, 2010 10:06:25 GMT
Ah Den - you wiley young thing you. Love it.
Am going to share that one with my mechanic friends tonight.
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