|
Post by Mae Hem on Mar 23, 2010 11:47:48 GMT
Everyone ignores me, no one ever bothers to talk, they don't even wave at me from across the street, and I tried changing my deodorant and joining clubs, but nothing works. What do I have to do to get folks to notice me?
Yours,
The Invisible Woman
|
|
|
Post by hellenbach on Mar 23, 2010 11:53:45 GMT
Dear Mae
As My Norman's father always says "the creaking gate gets oiled first" or something like that. Or something about a onion in the back of the onion basket.
Perhaps you should type in capitals?
|
|
|
Post by Mae Hem on Mar 23, 2010 12:04:39 GMT
Dear Helen,
I have taken your advice and oiled my knees and stuffed some onions in my pockets, I also asked my fellow super hero Spiderman for some advice, but he just said join a web site!
|
|
|
Post by hellenbach on Mar 23, 2010 12:07:30 GMT
yes but he might be spinning you a yarn.
|
|
|
Post by Mae Hem on Mar 23, 2010 12:12:34 GMT
yes but he might be spinning you a yarn. ;D ;D ;D
|
|
|
Post by Slowan on Mar 23, 2010 12:23:37 GMT
Ooooo! Are we doing knitting?
|
|
|
Post by Mae Hem on Mar 23, 2010 12:29:26 GMT
Ooooo! Are we doing knitting? I think so, but there is already a castaway thread, starts knitting a bathing cozzie anyway, with wool guaranteed to stretch in water and embarrass the wearer. It will be up to date, it's a Speedo cozzie! Now how many balls?
|
|
|
Post by Slowan on Mar 23, 2010 12:30:20 GMT
Well usually tw .................. oh! silly me!
|
|
|
Post by hellenbach on Mar 23, 2010 12:35:10 GMT
Ooooo! Are we doing knitting? I think so, but there is already a castaway thread, starts knitting a bathing cozzie anyway, with wool guaranteed to stretch in water and embarrass the wearer. It will be up to date, it's a Speedo cozzie! Now how many balls? now wouldn't that be called a slowdo rather than a speedo?
|
|
|
Post by Titus A Duxas on Mar 23, 2010 12:36:19 GMT
Everyone ignores me, no one ever bothers to talk, they don't even wave at me from across the street, and I tried changing my deodorant and joining clubs, but nothing works. What do I have to do to get folks to notice me? Yours, The Invisible Woman Dear whatever your name is. Why dont you try joining a club or changing your deodorant.
|
|
|
Post by Slowan on Mar 23, 2010 12:36:46 GMT
;D
|
|
|
Post by Mae Hem on Mar 23, 2010 12:41:20 GMT
Everyone ignores me, no one ever bothers to talk, they don't even wave at me from across the street, and I tried changing my deodorant and joining clubs, but nothing works. What do I have to do to get folks to notice me? Yours, The Invisible Woman Dear whatever your name is. Why dont you try joining a club or changing your deodorant. 'Tis done, I have joined a deodorant club, it's tailor made for me - it's an invisible spray on one
|
|
|
Post by Mae Hem on Mar 23, 2010 12:43:44 GMT
I think so, but there is already a castaway thread, starts knitting a bathing cozzie anyway, with wool guaranteed to stretch in water and embarrass the wearer. It will be up to date, it's a Speedo cozzie! Now how many balls? now wouldn't that be called a slowdo rather than a speedo? We could make them and put on the Tog emblem and get the male members to wear them for the annual Tog olympics - stands by with slowmo cameras - oooo I need a laugh
|
|
|
Post by wallyii on Mar 23, 2010 13:46:37 GMT
|
|
|
Post by Mae Hem on Mar 23, 2010 14:29:49 GMT
Send that woman a liberty bodice this instant, you can see her consonants!
|
|
|
Post by sirnialdementia on Mar 23, 2010 20:23:48 GMT
Send that woman a liberty bodice this instant, you can see her consonants! Not too vowel for me ;D
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2010 10:45:52 GMT
Send that woman a liberty bodice this instant, you can see her consonants! Not too vowel for me ;D No surprise there then. ;D
|
|