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Post by Mae Hem on Mar 4, 2011 9:20:26 GMT
The PMH jokingly put 'toy boy' on my shopping list. As if!! Who wants someone who can beat you at Wii Sports bowling, and kill off the end of level baddies on MarioBros 64 without help from ones sons!
And as for listening to Radio 1.................
Pah!
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Post by gerry on Mar 4, 2011 9:40:37 GMT
Ms Hem: why not get one on a suck it and see basis? Once you've tried it you may find you have been missing it all along.
Fester may be a pain sometimes.....
but I wouldn't swap him, unless there was money involved.
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Post by Mae Hem on Mar 4, 2011 9:55:01 GMT
How much? How many gold stars has he collected on Supermariobros? Can he sort out my Nano?
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Post by gerry on Mar 4, 2011 10:57:48 GMT
I am afraid it would not be cheap.
Despite the fact that he is well run in, I cannot tell you how pleasant it is to wake up next to someone who has no ear or nasal hair, does not need to reach for dentures before attacking the ready-brek and who can break wind with confidence like cooking oil - crisp and dry.
Maybe Fester is not available after all.
I shall make enquiries in the servants' hall to see if there is anyone we can recommend.
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Post by eamonnlowe on Mar 4, 2011 11:40:40 GMT
I am afraid it would not be cheap. Despite the fact that he is well run in, I cannot tell you how pleasant it is to wake up next to someone who has no ear or nasal hair, does not need to reach for dentures before attacking the ready-brek and who can break wind with confidence like cooking oil - crisp and dry. Maybe Fester is not available after all. I shall make enquiries in the servants' hall to see if there is anyone we can recommend. Does Fester swing both ways? I may have a weak(sic)-end spare.
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Post by gerry on Mar 4, 2011 11:46:45 GMT
Fester does not so much swing as rotate. That is what makes him so useful.
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Post by Mahatt Micoat on Mar 4, 2011 17:21:59 GMT
Fester does not so much swing as rotate. That is what makes him so useful. Batteries not included?
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Post by Candy Mansing on Mar 5, 2011 9:37:18 GMT
Fester does not so much swing as rotate. That is what makes him so useful. Batteries not included? Most likely wired for sound - knowing the duchess.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2011 10:13:40 GMT
Most likely wired for sound - knowing the duchess. Cliff?
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Post by Frankleapold on Mar 7, 2011 15:00:30 GMT
Barnes ?.
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Post by Mahatt Micoat on Mar 7, 2011 16:36:15 GMT
Hay? Straw? Silage?
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Post by Slowan on Mar 7, 2011 22:45:42 GMT
Dutch?
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Post by Frankleapold on Mar 7, 2011 22:51:21 GMT
Don't clog up this thread ?.
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Post by Mae's Grannie Annie on Mar 8, 2011 8:59:41 GMT
Don't clog up this thread ?. Eeee, I were a clog dancer, right good at it an' all I were, not your usual artiste though, I had the performing boa constrictor too! Went down a bomb at the Cabbage Club
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Post by Candy Mansing on Mar 8, 2011 9:37:47 GMT
Don't clog up this thread ?. Eeee, I were a clog dancer, right good at it an' all I were, not your usual artiste though, I had the performing boa constrictor too! Went down a bomb at the Cabbage Club Nothing too cheesy though.
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Post by Mahatt Micoat on Mar 8, 2011 16:20:53 GMT
Eeee, I were a clog dancer, right good at it an' all I were, not your usual artiste though, I had the performing boa constrictor too! Went down a bomb at the Cabbage Club Nothing too cheesy though. Edam well better believe it !
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Post by Peter Doubt on Mar 8, 2011 16:33:43 GMT
I am afraid it would not be cheap. Despite the fact that he is well run in, I cannot tell you how pleasant it is to wake up next to someone who has no ear or nasal hair, does not need to reach for dentures before attacking the ready-brek and who can break wind with confidence like cooking oil - crisp and dry. Maybe Fester is not available after all. I shall make enquiries in the servants' hall to see if there is anyone we can recommend. I hope he's never tried to light them, he'd have a ars backside like an afterburner.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2011 22:31:28 GMT
Nothing too cheesy though. Edam well better believe it ! There is no need to be cheesy. ;D
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Post by Mahatt Micoat on Jun 12, 2011 7:18:34 GMT
Edam well better believe it ! There is no need to be cheesy. ;D Phil E Delphia told me that last post was ok ! (though admittedly he IS a bit soft)
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jun 12, 2011 9:56:52 GMT
There is no need to be cheesy. ;D Phil E Delphia told me that last post was ok ! (though admittedly he IS a bit soft) Gordon Zola is a bit harder mind you
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