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Post by Mae Hem on Mar 17, 2011 10:23:46 GMT
I have just made an appointment with my local surgery for a basting flood test - not looking forward to it I can tell you
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Post by gerry on Mar 17, 2011 10:38:12 GMT
Take Friar Tuck along as an escort.
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Post by sirnialdementia on Mar 17, 2011 11:24:56 GMT
and a packet of Tuck for a snack. You might be there a while
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Post by Lumipast on Mar 17, 2011 20:15:24 GMT
Just tut your eyes shitely ( as I once asked a class to do!!!!) Then you will feel nothing. ;D
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Post by Mahatt Micoat on Mar 17, 2011 20:31:52 GMT
Just tut your eyes shitely ( as I once asked a class to do!!!!) Then you will feel nothing. ;D I would do that but I'm thinking of going out for a Kenticky Tried F#ckin' !
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Post by Tina Biscuit on Mar 17, 2011 22:14:27 GMT
Just tut your eyes shitely ( as I once asked a class to do!!!!) Then you will feel nothing. ;D I would do that but I'm thinking of going out for a Kenticky Tried F#ckin' ! Shall I get my mate to give you a lift? He's apparently just bought a short landbase wheel rover
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Post by Mae Hem on Mar 18, 2011 9:14:13 GMT
Just tut your eyes shitely ( as I once asked a class to do!!!!) Then you will feel nothing. ;D One of my favourite spoonerisms came from Brian Johnson, commentating on a cricket match - re someone who was sh*tting on his sooting stick
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Post by gerry on Mar 18, 2011 9:23:56 GMT
Shaft of wit used to be an Odorous favourite.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2011 13:07:27 GMT
Shaft of wit used to be an Odorous favourite. Odorous is no one's favourite. ;D
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Post by Mae's Grannie Annie on Mar 18, 2011 13:22:46 GMT
Shaft of wit used to be an Odorous favourite. Odorous is no one's favourite. ;D Oi young whipper snapper, when you have made acquaintances with as many fine fellows as I, you will realise that the Odorous person was a bit of a sort!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2011 14:37:22 GMT
Odorous is no one's favourite. ;D Oi young whipper snapper, when you have made acquaintances with as many fine fellows as I, you will realise that the Odorous person was a bit of a sort! Yes your sort. ;D
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Post by Mahatt Micoat on Mar 18, 2011 17:14:30 GMT
Oi young whipper snapper, when you have made acquaintances with as many fine fellows as I, you will realise that the Odorous person was a bit of a sort! Yes your sort. ;D Well they say it takes All sorts ! *waits for Bertie Basset to make an appearance*
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Post by sirnialdementia on Mar 18, 2011 18:08:20 GMT
Yes your sort. ;D Well they say it takes All sorts ! *waits for Bertie Basset to make an appearance* Britains favorite asset my @rse!
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Post by Mahatt Micoat on Mar 18, 2011 18:12:55 GMT
Well they say it takes All sorts ! *waits for Bertie Basset to make an appearance* Britains favorite asset my @rse! WHY is your @rse Britains favorite asset?
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Post by gerry on Mar 18, 2011 23:52:09 GMT
I know why someone isn't here any more.
I know someone's been playing away from home.
I know if I were somebody else I would be very worried.
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Post by Mahatt Micoat on Mar 19, 2011 6:51:42 GMT
I know why someone isn't here any more. I know someone's been playing away from home. I know if I were somebody else I would be very worried. Has Fester been topping up your single malt with brasso again?
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