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Post by Mae Hem on Mar 31, 2011 6:33:28 GMT
I have a problem, I won several millions on the Eurolotterything and find myself rich beyond the dreams of whassisface. Granny and the triplets, Wayne, Dwane, Shane and Eric will be secure for life, and she will no longer need the maintenance payments from the various fathers. I can afford round the world cruises and a castle, where Granny can have her very own turret and I can have some stables and a Rolls - I don't want any horses, I just want to be able to refer to 'my stables' and 'my Roller'. I may even get that Banksy chappy to draw a mural for me on my ballroom wall.
One thing, and one thing only is spoiling this whole thing for me, does the fact that I am new money stop me from having a dunghill in my yard, and do I need a licence for one? Please help, its such a worry. Yours, Mae Money-Bagges.
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Post by eamonnlowe on Mar 31, 2011 8:16:07 GMT
I have a problem, I won several millions on the Eurolotterything and find myself rich beyond the dreams of whassisface. Granny and the triplets, Wayne, Dwane, Shane and Eric will be secure for life, and she will no longer need the maintenance payments from the various fathers. I can afford round the world cruises and a castle, where Granny can have her very own turret and I can have some stables and a Rolls - I don't want any horses, I just want to be able to refer to 'my stables' and 'my Roller'. I may even get that Banksy chappy to draw a mural for me on my ballroom wall. One thing, and one thing only is spoiling this whole thing for me, does the fact that I am new money stop me from having a dunghill in my yard, and do I need a licence for one? Please help, its such a worry. Yours, Mae Money-Bagges. Have I ever told you that I find you strangely attractive?
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Post by Mae Hem on Mar 31, 2011 8:21:37 GMT
It's my perfume innit? 'Essence Of Wallet Magnet' ;D
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Post by sirnialdementia on Mar 31, 2011 8:24:52 GMT
or Eau de Pitz?
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Post by Mae Hem on Mar 31, 2011 8:40:21 GMT
Ah, a wonderful potion, they do a drinkable version - I often take it! Oh no, my mistake, that's Eau de Pizze..............
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Post by Mae Hem on Apr 1, 2011 9:32:54 GMT
I have changed my mind on spending millions on a heap - I need something new.
What's hip and happening? Skysurfing sounds good, I may give it a try.
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Post by Frankleapold on Apr 1, 2011 9:43:38 GMT
I have changed my mind on spending millions on a heap - I need something new. What's hip and happening? Skysurfing sounds good, I may give it a try. Mae, are you insured to do this ?.
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Post by Mae Hem on Apr 1, 2011 9:48:08 GMT
I have changed my mind on spending millions on a heap - I need something new. What's hip and happening? Skysurfing sounds good, I may give it a try. Mae, are you insured to do this ?. Indeed, I have an annual policy with Sagalouts. They wouldn't give me cover for my Winter Sports though, - snowboarding off my roof - and it has a great pitch too, it would have been ideal.
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