|
Post by Mae Hem on May 5, 2011 9:08:03 GMT
There is much talk in the papers about conspiracy theories. I think conspiracy theories are in fact a conspiracy theory put out there by them to hide the truth! My friend Elvis - who works at our local DIY, (he got sacked from the chip shop because he ate all the fries) agrees with me.
|
|
|
Post by Frankleapold on May 5, 2011 9:58:48 GMT
"wonders if Lee is a conspiracy theory".
|
|
|
Post by Mae Hem on May 5, 2011 11:34:19 GMT
"wonders if Lee is a conspiracy theory". I had him down as more of an urban myth, but now you come to mention it.............
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 5, 2011 14:44:10 GMT
No one will ever know. ;D
|
|
|
Post by Mahatt Micoat on May 5, 2011 16:52:14 GMT
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
|
|
|
Post by Frankleapold on May 5, 2011 16:58:49 GMT
I don't know the answer to that it's too hard !,
Next question, please ?.
|
|
|
Post by Mahatt Micoat on May 5, 2011 17:02:44 GMT
I don't know the answer to that it's too hard !, Next question, please ?. If you get an icecube stuck in your throat do you choke or drown?
|
|
|
Post by Frankleapold on May 5, 2011 17:04:41 GMT
I usually put my ice cube in a small glass with whisky in it !.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 5, 2011 18:21:47 GMT
I usually put my ice cube in a small glass with whisky in it !. Small? ?
|
|
|
Post by Mae's Grannie Annie on May 7, 2011 6:29:52 GMT
I usually put my ice cube in a small glass with whisky in it !. Small? ? I always use a decent size glass for my whisky and dry, well, when you say decent size - some might say vase. Derrieres up dears!
|
|
|
Post by Slowan on May 7, 2011 14:00:48 GMT
I don't know the answer to that it's too hard !, Next question, please ?. If you get an icecube stuck in your throat do you choke or drown? I'm not sure .... but I have been told that if the same thing happens with Viagra you get a stiff neck.
|
|
|
Post by sirnialdementia on May 7, 2011 19:50:46 GMT
Con Spiracy-theory used to be one of the Bachelors along with John Thomas and Dec Chair
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 9, 2011 8:34:41 GMT
I always use a decent size glass for my whisky and dry, well, when you say decent size - some might say vase. Derrieres up dears! That would be more like it. ;D
|
|
bigdave
Apprentice TOG
...With me gun on me shoulder, off to the woods I did stray
Posts: 53
|
Post by bigdave on May 9, 2011 20:13:42 GMT
No one will ever know. ;D Habeus Corpus.......(Champions BTW!)
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 9, 2011 23:06:21 GMT
No one will ever know. ;D Habeus Corpus.......(Champions BTW!) Thank you Mr Dave.
|
|
|
Post by sarah on May 9, 2011 23:30:05 GMT
well *they* keep telling us to drink more water so I do, with a little (cough) highland holy water to give it flavour. xx
|
|
|
Post by Mae Hem on May 10, 2011 5:49:00 GMT
Con Spiracy-theory used to be one of the Bachelors along with John Thomas and Dec Chair I Believe you're right ;D
|
|
|
Post by Mae Hem on May 10, 2011 5:52:24 GMT
well *they* keep telling us to drink more water so I do, with a little (cough) highland holy water to give it flavour. xx Indeed Sarah, only the highland water will do for me, as for Granny Annie, she'll probably drink it with lemonade, or heaven forbid - coca cola, if there is no ginger ale going - there is no hope for her.
|
|