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Post by Nuala Bowtitt on Mar 1, 2007 20:40:49 GMT
My sword-juggling next door neighbour Did a wonderful trick with a sabre But one day as she'd dreaded A man she beheaded Now she's gone to do ten years hard labour
While mending a rooftop in Rimini Young Antonio fell down the chimney When he got to the foot He was covered in soot But his teeth looked like diamonds, by Jiminy
A rusty old timer called Fred Propositioned his wife but she said " It's been SO long my dear That I've healed up I fear. You can try the housekeeper instead "
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Post by territalks on Mar 4, 2007 13:20:20 GMT
;D HaHa Well written and so witty loved them! Love & Hugs TT xxxx
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 4, 2007 14:10:28 GMT
Once again ROFLMAO
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Post by singingyorkie on Mar 4, 2007 17:11:45 GMT
very amusing, keep it up
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