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Post by Nobbin on Nov 5, 2005 8:55:28 GMT
People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for Choppie who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to him and said, "Don't you know who I am?" Choppie replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope, sure ain't." said Choppie. "Don't you realize I can kill with a word?" asked Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned Choppie, in an even tone. "Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan. "Yep," was the calm reply. "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope," said Choppie. More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" Choppie calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 20 years."
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Post by bones2112 on Nov 6, 2005 10:07:51 GMT
ROFL :-)
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Post by choppersbits on Nov 6, 2005 22:02:53 GMT
You laugh but it's bludy true!
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Post by seeujimmy on Nov 7, 2005 22:05:00 GMT
satan must have two sisters then.
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