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Post by Mike L.Iff on Nov 15, 2005 8:17:48 GMT
Woofer's rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?” The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....”
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Post by excesstock on Nov 15, 2005 8:39:42 GMT
well..these fine jokes posted on here have given me a chuckle,some of them are really good,which proves they dont have always have to be blue and 'below the waist'....which is a pity really,because i LIKE blue jokes which are 'below the waist'!
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Post by Whitbywoof on Nov 15, 2005 20:27:59 GMT
I object to this joke.
When I got up this morning my hair hair was silky, my skin smooth and unblemished, my eyes sparkling blue and my face full of the joys of life.
*Must get around to cleaning the mirror...*
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Post by Mike L.Iff on Nov 15, 2005 20:47:51 GMT
I object to this joke. When I got up this morning my hair hair was silky, my skin smooth and unblemished, my eyes sparkling blue and my face full of the joys of life. *Must get around to cleaning the mirror...* That was Jodie you were looking at,you were the one on the left
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Post by Whitbywoof on Nov 16, 2005 10:12:17 GMT
I object to this joke. When I got up this morning my hair hair was silky, my skin smooth and unblemished, my eyes sparkling blue and my face full of the joys of life. *Must get around to cleaning the mirror...* That was Jodie you were looking at,you were the one on the leftWe always stand in alphabetical order.
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