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Post by Darren Chuzzlewit on May 25, 2006 18:05:43 GMT
My fellow senior friends
As an object lesson in the art of old gittery try this bit of innocent fun that’s sure to annoy younger shoppers next time you are in the supermarket.
Find a fellow inmate of your inner city tower block and completely block the baked bean aisle talking to them about Harry’s operation and Ida’s varicose veins thus allowing nobody to get by.
Although not absolutely necessary try to sprinkle your conversation with lots of "Eh's?", "I know's", "Guess who's not got long now's?" and "I never's". Then after you've loaded up your trolley with your shopping shuffle up to the front of the checkout queue whilst looking confused and unload your shopping onto the conveyor belt ignoring the barrage of grumbles that this will cause. Be sure to smell of moth balls and camphorated oil. When you’ve paid and packed all the shopping into your wheelie, turn to the queue behind you and rather innocently ask “sorry was I pushing in there?”
Then it's just a matter of the home run as you swagger purposefully from the shop smiling whilst zipping up your anorak and whistling the theme tune to Z Cars.
Little victories that's my motto. Cheerio for now.
Old Norm.
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Post by Norman Address-Supplied on May 26, 2006 11:46:27 GMT
I'm keeping a close eye on you, Chuzzlewit !
Young Norm
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Post by lily on May 26, 2006 17:08:48 GMT
*worries that I've bin spotted*
Thank you, love it!
xxx
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