Post by paul Zernikazof on Aug 24, 2007 15:31:57 GMT
Men and Women
Men
Saturday morning you wake to the smell of coffee and bacon. You freshly laundered clothes are neatly folded at the bottom of the bed. You get up and shower then go downstairs where your wife has cooked you a full English breakfast, which you eat. Whilst she washes up you considerately take your coffee into the lounge so as not to be in the way. You read the paper that she has been down to the shop and fetched for you, noting that the big match is on TV that afternoon as well as Grand Prix highlights . A little while later she appears and tells you that she is off to the supermarket and will take the bus so that you have the car available to take your son half a mile down the road to football practice. After practice you return to find lunch set out on the table and a note saying that your wife has taken your teenage daughter to town to buy shoes for school and is dropping her off at a friends for a sleepover before going to the hairdressers. You eat lunch and ok teenage son’s request to stay over with his mates and then settle down in front of the telly with the twelve cans of lager that your wife brought home with the shopping.
Some time later you realise that your wife has returned, she stands next to you in an Anne Summers creation that shows off her Brazilian to perfection. Idly you note that the bust enlarging cream that you bought her for Christmas seems to be working as she bends over towards you and nuzzles your neck with her cold wet nose ! You awake startled to find the dog attempting to shift you off his place on the settee amidst several empty lager cans and your dried up dinner. Accompanied by the sound of your wifes snores from upstairs.
Women
You are awakened with a gentle kiss and a tray bearing breakfast consisting of, fruit juice, health cereal and decaff coffee. Whilst you eat, your husband runs your bath putting just the right amount of oils and essences in. After a good soak in the bath you come downstairs to find your husband putting the fifth load of washing in the machine. You take a second coffee into the lounge and settle down with your ‘Home and Beauty’ magazine whilst your husband starts ironing the first lots of washing. Your teenage daughter asks if you will come shopping to help her choose some sensible clothes and shoes. Your husband tells you to take his brand new car as he and your son can easily walk the five miles to football practice. He then gives you £100 to treat yourself while you are out. After shopping and dropping your daughter off at a friends for a sleepover. You return to find new shelves in the kitchen new curtain rails in the lounge, the lawn mowed, the whole house hoovered and a large bunch of flowers in the lounge. Your husband tells you that he has booked a table at your favourite restaurant and arranged for your son to stay over at a friend’s house. You shower and change into the new dress that you bought that afternoon which he duly admires and complements you on your taste and style. You wine and dine in a cosy romantic corner of the restaurant and on returning home you sit cosily together drinking a nightcap before bed and enjoying some erudite conversation. You go up to bed while your husband washes the glasses and locks up downstairs. You slip into your sheer silk negligee and slide into bed to await your man. Soon you feel his strong hairy arm on you as he snuggles up and nuzzles your neck with his cold wet nose! You awake startled to find that the dog, unable to shift your drunken husband off the settee has decided to sleep on the bed instead.
Men
Saturday morning you wake to the smell of coffee and bacon. You freshly laundered clothes are neatly folded at the bottom of the bed. You get up and shower then go downstairs where your wife has cooked you a full English breakfast, which you eat. Whilst she washes up you considerately take your coffee into the lounge so as not to be in the way. You read the paper that she has been down to the shop and fetched for you, noting that the big match is on TV that afternoon as well as Grand Prix highlights . A little while later she appears and tells you that she is off to the supermarket and will take the bus so that you have the car available to take your son half a mile down the road to football practice. After practice you return to find lunch set out on the table and a note saying that your wife has taken your teenage daughter to town to buy shoes for school and is dropping her off at a friends for a sleepover before going to the hairdressers. You eat lunch and ok teenage son’s request to stay over with his mates and then settle down in front of the telly with the twelve cans of lager that your wife brought home with the shopping.
Some time later you realise that your wife has returned, she stands next to you in an Anne Summers creation that shows off her Brazilian to perfection. Idly you note that the bust enlarging cream that you bought her for Christmas seems to be working as she bends over towards you and nuzzles your neck with her cold wet nose ! You awake startled to find the dog attempting to shift you off his place on the settee amidst several empty lager cans and your dried up dinner. Accompanied by the sound of your wifes snores from upstairs.
Women
You are awakened with a gentle kiss and a tray bearing breakfast consisting of, fruit juice, health cereal and decaff coffee. Whilst you eat, your husband runs your bath putting just the right amount of oils and essences in. After a good soak in the bath you come downstairs to find your husband putting the fifth load of washing in the machine. You take a second coffee into the lounge and settle down with your ‘Home and Beauty’ magazine whilst your husband starts ironing the first lots of washing. Your teenage daughter asks if you will come shopping to help her choose some sensible clothes and shoes. Your husband tells you to take his brand new car as he and your son can easily walk the five miles to football practice. He then gives you £100 to treat yourself while you are out. After shopping and dropping your daughter off at a friends for a sleepover. You return to find new shelves in the kitchen new curtain rails in the lounge, the lawn mowed, the whole house hoovered and a large bunch of flowers in the lounge. Your husband tells you that he has booked a table at your favourite restaurant and arranged for your son to stay over at a friend’s house. You shower and change into the new dress that you bought that afternoon which he duly admires and complements you on your taste and style. You wine and dine in a cosy romantic corner of the restaurant and on returning home you sit cosily together drinking a nightcap before bed and enjoying some erudite conversation. You go up to bed while your husband washes the glasses and locks up downstairs. You slip into your sheer silk negligee and slide into bed to await your man. Soon you feel his strong hairy arm on you as he snuggles up and nuzzles your neck with his cold wet nose! You awake startled to find that the dog, unable to shift your drunken husband off the settee has decided to sleep on the bed instead.