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Post by terryb1937 on May 23, 2008 9:29:42 GMT
After nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one > > evening, when the misses felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he > > hadn't in quite some time. > > > > It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began > > moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders > > and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just > > over her stomach. > > > > He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past > > the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over > > her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her > > inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He > > continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, > > rolled over and became silent. > > > > As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving > > voice, 'Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' > > > > 'Found the remote,' he mumbled.
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Post by slinkychic on May 23, 2008 14:37:24 GMT
sanguineous men! Useless swine's the lot of ya..
And no i am not gay... Though sometimes wish i was...
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Post by Lou Briccant on May 24, 2008 20:40:05 GMT
rofl
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Post by elfinsafety on May 28, 2008 7:12:45 GMT
sanguineous men! Useless swine's the lot of ya.. And no i am not gay... Though sometimes wish i was... Thats not nice! I have never lost the remote nor would I have a TV in the bedroom
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2008 8:25:53 GMT
Lol ;D ;D ;D very good.
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Post by ringo1952 on Aug 22, 2011 9:45:34 GMT
she could have replied 'You wouldn't have stopped if that was a pub!'.
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