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Post by revmichael on May 13, 2009 8:15:03 GMT
A blond was trimming her lawn with a weed whacker and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat who was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat along with the tail over to Walmart.
Why Walmart?
Walmart is the largest retailer in the world!
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Post by troykerr on May 13, 2009 8:53:07 GMT
I for one am happy you did not start altering what was writ - who knows where this thread might have gone if you had so done ;D
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Post by revmichael on May 13, 2009 17:15:37 GMT
I for one am happy you did not start altering what was writ - who knows where this thread might have gone if you had so done ;D Well, you see Carl - when I start doing that kind of thing I often loose the thread completely and end up by dropping a stitch - which, appparently saves time if there are nine of them.
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Post by Glen B Ogle on May 13, 2009 18:24:47 GMT
In the same vein...
A ghost falls off the bar stool when last orders are called, and knocks its tail off.
When he asks the landlord for help he replies, "Sorry, we can't retail spirits after hours!"
Glen
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Post by revmichael on May 14, 2009 6:39:54 GMT
Thanks Glen.
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Post by troykerr on May 14, 2009 7:26:48 GMT
That groaning noise you heard was not a ghost but me. The sneezing was due to the dust that flew out of the two books of jokes ;D
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Post by leadwellie on May 29, 2009 16:46:49 GMT
A white horse goes into a bar and orders a whiskey
the bartender says we have a whiskey named after you.
what henry replies the horse ;D
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