Post by LiverpoolLou on May 20, 2010 19:08:09 GMT
Twa Eberdonian fermers, Tam and Rab, are sittin in the Fermers bar drinking beer.
Tam turns to Rab and says, 'Ye ken fit? I'm tired o'gan through life athoot an education.
‘I'morn, I think I'll ging doon to the squeel and sign up for some nicht
classes.'
Rab thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
The next day Tam goes down to the school and meets th Lecturer,
who signs him up for the four basic classes:Maths, English, History, and
Logic.
‘Logic?' Tam says. 'Fit's at?'
The Lecturer says, 'I'll show you. Do you own a strimmer?'
'Aye'
'Then logically because you own a strimmer, I think that you have a garden’.
Tam replies, 'At's true, I div hae a gairden.'
I'm not done,' the Lecturer says.. 'Because you have a garden,
I think logically that you would have a house..'
'Aye, I dee hiv a hoose.'
'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
family.'
'I hiv a femily.'
'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have
a wife.'
'Man! Yer nae wrang!! I div hae a wife!!'
'And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual.'
'I am that! a heterosexual. That's amazin'!! You were able to find a' that oot, jist 'cos I hiv a strimmer.'
Excited to take the class now, Tam shakes the Lecturers' hand and leaves to meet Rab at the pub.
He tells Rab about his classes, how he is signed up for Maths, English,
History and Logic.
'Logic?' Rab says, 'Fit's at?'
Tam says, 'I'll show ye. Do you hiv a strimmer?'
'No.'
'Weel then, ye must be a hairdresser.'
(Of course, the last word wasn't really 'hairdresser' but the PC word-checker threw out the original and substituted the word 'hairdresser' in it's place throws a whole new concept on the joke - ie strimmer...hairdresser. Quite frankly, now the joke is casting nastursiums on all hairdressers......
Tam turns to Rab and says, 'Ye ken fit? I'm tired o'gan through life athoot an education.
‘I'morn, I think I'll ging doon to the squeel and sign up for some nicht
classes.'
Rab thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
The next day Tam goes down to the school and meets th Lecturer,
who signs him up for the four basic classes:Maths, English, History, and
Logic.
‘Logic?' Tam says. 'Fit's at?'
The Lecturer says, 'I'll show you. Do you own a strimmer?'
'Aye'
'Then logically because you own a strimmer, I think that you have a garden’.
Tam replies, 'At's true, I div hae a gairden.'
I'm not done,' the Lecturer says.. 'Because you have a garden,
I think logically that you would have a house..'
'Aye, I dee hiv a hoose.'
'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
family.'
'I hiv a femily.'
'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have
a wife.'
'Man! Yer nae wrang!! I div hae a wife!!'
'And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual.'
'I am that! a heterosexual. That's amazin'!! You were able to find a' that oot, jist 'cos I hiv a strimmer.'
Excited to take the class now, Tam shakes the Lecturers' hand and leaves to meet Rab at the pub.
He tells Rab about his classes, how he is signed up for Maths, English,
History and Logic.
'Logic?' Rab says, 'Fit's at?'
Tam says, 'I'll show ye. Do you hiv a strimmer?'
'No.'
'Weel then, ye must be a hairdresser.'
(Of course, the last word wasn't really 'hairdresser' but the PC word-checker threw out the original and substituted the word 'hairdresser' in it's place throws a whole new concept on the joke - ie strimmer...hairdresser. Quite frankly, now the joke is casting nastursiums on all hairdressers......