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Post by paul Zernikazof on Sept 15, 2010 18:50:55 GMT
An elderly lady who has lived all her life in a remote farmhouse without the benefit of books or television, opens her curtains one morning, and sees an Elephant that has escaped from a travelling circus, browsing in her garden. She has no idea what the creature is and phones the local police. 'There's a monster in my garden' she tells them. 'Monster? What does it look like?' says the constable who answered the phone 'It's a huge grey thing' she says 'What's it doing? 'Its standing in my garden pulling up my cabbages with its tail.............................................and you're not going to believe what it's doing with them'
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