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Post by Lou Briccant on Dec 10, 2008 15:58:23 GMT
December 10th 2008 Two Birthdays Today.
WHITBYWOOF and TONY, Took turns at rides on a pony, Tony was scarred, But it wasn't so hard, For Woofers, who wasn't so bony.
Happy Birthday To You Both. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Dec 11, 2008 11:40:32 GMT
December 11th 2008 Three Birthdays today.
KEENO went down to the bar, Didn't walk, cause it was too far, Bought a bottle of rum, another of rye, Said to a drunk, hey you LONELYGUY, You can ride in the BHUTO McCARR
Happy Birthday To You All. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Dec 12, 2008 9:56:49 GMT
December 12th 2008 Four Birthdays Today.
Where has RHEA A GONN, please tell, They've taken her to a PADDY DZELL, Where Faery in one of her pink suits, Will Stomp her with her SIRIUS BOOTS Then dump her in a well.
Happy Birthday To You All. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Dec 13, 2008 13:30:46 GMT
December 13th 2008 One Birthday Today.
Thers GENERAL APATHY, in the world today, About where homeless people stay, Whether a Shop doorway, or on a Park Bench, In a Bus Shelter or even a Trench, As long as they stay out of the way.
Happy Birthday To You Sir. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Dec 14, 2008 11:32:29 GMT
December 14th 2008 Three Birthdays Today.
"I must admit, you are a tryer," MARIOLA told the new town cryer, "And it would be so very nice, If you bought me a BACARDI Ice, While watching the GLOSTERFLYER."
Happy Birthday To You All. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Dec 16, 2008 13:35:13 GMT
December 16th 2008. One Birthday Today.
A young limb, who was prone to gloat, Said, "I've just bought a farm, for a groat, The buildings are derelict, The fences aren't perfict And the stock, well, there's just an OLDGOAT.
Happy Birthday To You. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Dec 17, 2008 13:43:18 GMT
December 17th 2008 Four Birthdays Today.
SALLYFORTH, was dressed up as Noddy, Talking to TIZZY, while drinking hot toddy, Now don't for XAMPLE, tell me a lie, Or yield a knife, cause someone might die, And never, never, never ROB ANYBODY.
Happy Birthday To You All. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Dec 18, 2008 11:33:25 GMT
December 18th 2008 Four Birthdays Today.
MACGUADHRE said, "Whats all the fuss?" When he heard the screams, of LORD ELPUSS, "That frying pan was BERNIE HOTT, I've got a scar on my wot-not And that STRACH, don't give a cuss."
Happy Birthday To You All. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Dec 19, 2008 15:10:09 GMT
December 19th 2008 One Birthday Today.
While going to pay the grocery bill, A young limb, stopped beside the till, And asked, "Do you sell liquorice root?" "No, But since you look so cute, You can have a buttered BRAZHILL."
Happy Birthday To You. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Dec 20, 2008 15:05:14 GMT
December 20th 2008. One Birthday Today.
Playing football, for fun, Ball over fence, now thats gone, Have to play cricket, If he's at the wicket, You can take a run and BOLHAM 1
Happy Birthday To You. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Dec 21, 2008 18:11:45 GMT
December 21st 2008. One Birthday Today.
If you think you could ANNELYSE. The meat, that is within Mince Pies, And if a few, you deemed to eat, They'd provide you with a nice big seat, And build you up a size.
Happy Birthday To You. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Dec 22, 2008 19:59:30 GMT
December 22nd Two Birthdays + one Today.
ROSE-PETAL, ROSE-PETAL, looking so smug, Sitting down there on that fluffy hearth rug, You must have a secret, please tell me dear, What is it that's giving you, all that good cheer, Have you been licking that old BART HUMBUG?
Happy Birthday To You Both. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Dec 23, 2008 18:30:35 GMT
December 23rd. 2008 Four Birthdays Today.
What did the SHAGGEDOUTTEACHER do, When DUSTIN THE TURKEY, came out of the blue, She said, "This is dopey, You'ld better get ROPIE, Call HANNAH231282."
Happy Birthday To You All Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Dec 24, 2008 16:03:32 GMT
December 24th 2008. One Birthday Today.
Rudolph, at Santa, did sneer There's one of the Reindeer not here, It got free from it's commitment, Through that LUCY QUIPTMENT, Well use OLIVE THE OTHER REINDEER.
Happy Birthday Luce woman, Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Dec 25, 2008 11:19:47 GMT
December 25th 2008. Four Birthdays Today.
SANTA CLAUS on the hoof, Reindeers flying, heads aloof, MACKER25 bells ringing, CHRIS MASSCAKE and friends all singing, FIDDLER on the roof.
Happy Birthday To You All. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Dec 26, 2008 9:36:33 GMT
BORROTT, sat down on a nail, After he had been drinking brown ale, His' wife laughed, when he said, "I'd best go to bed, Cause I've got a big hole in me tail."
Happy Birthday To You. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Dec 27, 2008 11:39:52 GMT
December 27th 2008 One Birthday Today.
MINSUE is 55 and will be titivated But on here, is still not activated, You'ld better join quick, Doesn't take more'n a tick, Or you will very soon, be devastated.
Happy Birthday To You. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Dec 28, 2008 15:56:23 GMT
December 28th 2008 Four Birthdays Today.
The NORFOLKDUMPLING, ate a Blanc Mange; Then had to sit down, on a Chaise Longue. While NESSY, was out with TOGANDDOG, Sitting on an old tree log, Eating a WOBBLY ORANGE.
Happy Birthday To You All. Lou.
"What will you be wearing this Spring?" That SARAH one, asked of JO KING, "I asked Santa, for panties," He said, "Go feed the Banties," "Now, I haven't got anything."
You naughty girls, How can I wish you Happy Birthday if you don't put your dates on your profiles.
Belated Happy Birthday To You Both. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Dec 29, 2008 20:43:13 GMT
December 29th 2008. Three Birthdays Today.
STRETCH on one of his' bold days. Went down the steps, to THEHOLDWAYS, Going to SCOTT4HYPNO, He was walking on tiptoe, But it, was one of those cold days.
Happy Birthday To You All.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Dec 30, 2008 19:02:00 GMT
December 30th 2008. Five Birthdays Today.
"JANE,C that LIZA, she's wider, Than BARNBURGHBABE," said Ida, SAMFLISDAD, Made URIONG sad, When he said," Must be the cider inside her."
Happy Birthday To You All. Lou.
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