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Post by Janglers on Jul 14, 2007 18:39:03 GMT
Put your swimming trunks back on John. Naughty John.
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Post by singingyorkie on Jul 14, 2007 19:06:27 GMT
John put his trunks back on, to hide his snorkel
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 14, 2007 19:07:49 GMT
The shock of John minus his swim shorts made Melanie lose her balance, she made a quick grab for the nearest grab handle she could put her hands on. Do you know how to become an instant Mezzo Soprano? John does!
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jul 14, 2007 19:24:30 GMT
Soon it is time for John to get ready to meet Janet
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 14, 2007 19:31:10 GMT
He puts on his PVC all in one with cod piece and flak jacket
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Post by Norma Leigh Lucid on Jul 14, 2007 19:33:29 GMT
and bright red boots with silver laces
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Post by Janglers on Jul 14, 2007 19:36:46 GMT
Faeryboots wonders who is wearing her party boots
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 14, 2007 19:40:48 GMT
John loves to go a'wondering, do you?
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Post by Janglers on Jul 14, 2007 19:47:30 GMT
Mrs Frontages hands do. When she offers to tuck John's shirt into his trousers, John smiles at her and says "Yeth plesth".
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 14, 2007 19:52:39 GMT
John skips down the road like a man on a mission. He is in a hurry. Tonight his favourite TV show is on...................FOPs SOS
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Post by Janglers on Jul 14, 2007 19:58:03 GMT
When John puts the television on to watch FOPs SOS, he turns on the wrong channel and starts to watch a documentary. The presenter says the programme is about Swingers. John likes swings. Do you like swings?
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 14, 2007 20:02:20 GMT
This amuses John as today he met Mr Stringfellow, who claims to be King of the Swingers
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Post by Janglers on Jul 14, 2007 20:27:31 GMT
This amuses John as today he met Mr Stringfellow, who claims to be King of the Swingers Mr Stringfellow wears funny pants. They are called thongs. Do you know what a thong is? John does. John, sing us a thong.
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 14, 2007 20:30:07 GMT
This amuses John as today he met Mr Stringfellow, who claims to be King of the Swingers Mr Stringfellow wears funny pants. They are called thongs. Do you know what a thong is? John does. John, sing us a thong. I may complain and I may rant but wearing thongs I fear I can't I need permission for my life to spice but not to wear the old cheese slice *sure fire eurovision winner*
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Post by Janglers on Jul 14, 2007 20:36:25 GMT
Terry Wogan hears John's song and suggests he represents Britain in the next Eurovision song contest. John packs his case to go to the contest.
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 14, 2007 20:38:32 GMT
Terry Wogan hears John's song and suggests he represents Britain in the next Eurovision song contest. John packs his case to go to the contest. In it he puts the old pink organza off-the-shoulder number, with combat trousers and velvet sandals. He also packs some condiments, just in case he gets lucky
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Post by Norma Leigh Lucid on Jul 14, 2007 20:39:16 GMT
Meanwhile Janet has called the lifeguards at the pool to search for John
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 14, 2007 20:41:13 GMT
Meanwhile Janet has called the lifeguards at the pool to search for John After a search lasting seconds, Janet decides to check the insurance policy
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Post by singingyorkie on Jul 14, 2007 22:06:51 GMT
John knows the man from the Pru, do you.
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Post by vgrumpy on Jul 15, 2007 1:03:04 GMT
No, but Janet does, he's been round a few times and Janet says he's got a huge port folio!
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