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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 15, 2007 8:52:45 GMT
There have often been times when she has had to stop him getting his wad out!
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Post by singingyorkie on Jul 15, 2007 10:04:22 GMT
Do you know what a good "Wad" is Janet does.
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 15, 2007 10:23:47 GMT
Janet asks the Man From the Pru to check out her clauses
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Post by singingyorkie on Jul 15, 2007 10:39:05 GMT
Does John know about Janet's clauses
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 15, 2007 11:38:14 GMT
Janet has been known to sink her clauses into John. Poor John . John has forgotten to deflate his water wings, it makes him look very manly.
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 15, 2007 19:41:25 GMT
As a result his good friend Miss Anderson, who is a lifeguard and on a visit from California, asks John to help search for her puppies
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jul 15, 2007 20:41:00 GMT
She says "I think they have gone into the ladies changing room."
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Post by Janglers on Jul 15, 2007 22:21:27 GMT
John follows ladies into the changing room. John has never been in a changing room before. He thinks it will be like Mr Ben's shop, where you go in, don the costume and become the character. Jon looks around to find a costume to change into.
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 16, 2007 7:50:15 GMT
John finds a Beau Brummel custume. It is very fitting, as he was a fop and a dandy too. It has lots of lace and ruffles, and very tight trousers. Ooo, thee how ith suith me, thought John as he minced off to the butchers on an errand for Janet.
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 16, 2007 18:07:24 GMT
At the butchers and still in full regalia, John gets his sword out and starts twirling it above his head. Just then Phil Latio, the local glass blower walks in..........................
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 16, 2007 18:50:09 GMT
Oo, hello Phil, I thay, said John, wath an intheresting job glath making mutht be. Can I have a blow thometime?
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 16, 2007 18:52:41 GMT
Phil was knocked bandy by this request and needed to sit a while to gather himself. Just then the butcher passed John his finest pork loin. Cwipes said John, you don't get much of that to a pound!
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 16, 2007 18:57:33 GMT
Just then, Mrs Heckmondwyke came into the shop (she's from ooop North tha knows). Hello Phil, hello John, hello Mr Butcher, I hear you have got medals for your fine, firm, sausages, she said. Can you help me to handle my packages John?
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 16, 2007 18:59:47 GMT
Do you know how to do a runner, John's just learning!
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 16, 2007 19:05:04 GMT
John sped off back to Janet, who was wanting to put dinner on. I had a luvly thime Janet, he said, Phil let me have a blow on his instruments, and I handled Mrs Heckmondwykes packages for her ath they were all lopthided.
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 16, 2007 19:32:34 GMT
Do you know how to feed weeds into a mincer, Janet does
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 17, 2007 10:13:35 GMT
Janet and John are going on a holiday. See John in his bright blue Hawaiian shirt, crimson flared shorts and lime green platform shoes. They are going to Rome.
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Post by shemlock on Jul 17, 2007 11:25:27 GMT
Have you been to Rome? Janet and John are very excited and are looking forward to the aeroplane journey. John has heard about the 'Mile High Club' and can't wait to ask a stewardess to make him a member.
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Post by singingyorkie on Jul 17, 2007 11:28:43 GMT
exthcuthe me he said to the male steward, are we a mile high yet?
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 17, 2007 18:14:28 GMT
We're nearly there strained the Steward!
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