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Post by poppycorn on Jul 17, 2007 18:26:44 GMT
John's knuckles were white, he didn't like flying, especially when the plane had an outside toilet. 'Hello', said the Pilot, 'my name is Captain Bumpyride, and I'd like to thank you for flying with Queasy Jet, can we have a clap for the trolly dolly, Mavis, it is her birthday, please make sure it is a big one'.
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 17, 2007 18:29:41 GMT
The thought that the trolley had got clap off a big one sent John into a bit of a spin...........
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 17, 2007 18:35:29 GMT
His arms started flapping and Mavis the trolly dolly had to lean right over him to calm him down. She showed him her life vest, and gave John a stiff one just to quieten him during the landing.
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 17, 2007 18:37:42 GMT
John donned his special velvet and gold lame life jacket with diamon encrusted buckles and silver guilt whistle
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 17, 2007 18:42:48 GMT
Oooo Mavith, you are tho kind, said John would you like a go on my whistle? See Janet seeth.
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 17, 2007 18:45:17 GMT
Mavis sucks in a much air as she can and gives the whistle a big blow. Suddenly the buttons on her blouse pop, revealing a large pair of bouyancy aids that until this point had been kept secret. See Janet seeth even more!
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 17, 2007 18:47:52 GMT
After the plane had landed John turned to Janet, that wath tho much fun, I gave Mavith a big one, and she blew on my withel, and she had a right pair of floaters.
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 17, 2007 18:53:55 GMT
Can you ride a baggage carousel on your nose. John can!
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 17, 2007 20:29:31 GMT
Today Janet and John have been invited to a barbecue at their neighbours house
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 17, 2007 20:33:00 GMT
John has got his special apron on, the one with an outline of a french maid's outfit. John is sent to get some baps by janet.
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 17, 2007 20:35:02 GMT
John bumps into Melanie Frontage, who seems to possess some baps, though interestingly she doesn't appear to be carrying anything
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Post by singingyorkie on Jul 17, 2007 20:35:39 GMT
He had his sandals on with lime green socks, with a diamante frill. He skipped off to the bakery.
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 17, 2007 20:40:49 GMT
In the bakery he happens upon Mr Baguette, a baker from France. Mr Baguette is making funny noises and on close inpection it appears he is having a bit of trouble with old self-raising. John offers to help with the kneading.
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Post by singingyorkie on Jul 17, 2007 20:49:27 GMT
John liked the feel of the dough, and smiled happily.
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 17, 2007 20:53:11 GMT
Mr Baguette said to John 'if we put it somewhere warm it will rise all by itself, oh there goes the shop bell'.
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 17, 2007 20:53:44 GMT
John and Mr Baguette rolled their sausages for what seemed ages, until John realised he was there to get some baps. However it was getting late and all Mr Baguette could offer now was a crusty French stick. John pondered........................
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Post by singingyorkie on Jul 17, 2007 21:26:34 GMT
John had to say goodbye to everyone, and return to the BBQ with a crusty french stick, which was very hard.
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 17, 2007 21:30:25 GMT
Ooo thank you Mr Baguette, ith it ok to take thome of theeth, Janet and the neighbours, Mr and Mrs Rocksof are waiting for me, they mutht be famithed by now, I had bethd hurry. See John speed off down the street on his trusty sequinned roller blades.
Thorry er, sorry Yorkie, you beat me to it ;D
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 18, 2007 19:59:09 GMT
As John returned he could Janet and Mr and Mrs Rocksof getting their socks off for a game of Twister. John looked for some nuts to snack on......................
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 18, 2007 20:07:07 GMT
Ooo wath a thooper game, said John. Can I play too, I have some nice big nuts to share with you. See John join in the game and get his a*se over Mrs Rocksof's elbow. See Janet arrive at the door wanting to know what is keeping John.
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