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Post by Lou Briccant on Dec 9, 2007 12:46:17 GMT
Mrs.Bickersdyke said, "You are good at giving ladies one, are'nt you John? Melanie Frontage said you gave her one and she was well pleased
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Post by davylamp on Dec 9, 2007 17:54:59 GMT
Have you ever had a slap around the chops with a wet haddock? John has - Janet doesn't like it when he is up to fishy business.
It is the day of the Carol Service at the local Church, John is in the chorus. John has a lovely light tennor.
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Post by vgrumpy on Dec 9, 2007 19:03:08 GMT
Janet is in the congregation sitting next to Mrs Bickersdyke. I see John is next to Melanie said Mrs B. Yes said Janet in a loud voice and if there's any funny business he'll be singing soprano next year. See Melanie go red.
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Post by fayesake on Sept 6, 2008 8:14:45 GMT
John is going to sing a solo in the choir, he is very excited, he has put on his best pair of pink loons, a yellow boa and has managed to get his purple kinky boots out of the loft. He is going to see the chior master, Mr. Chord.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Sept 11, 2008 10:09:45 GMT
who was in the cupboard under the stage, showing Mrs Lawson from the Laundry, how to wash an organ with soapy water and
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Post by LucyQuipment on Sept 12, 2008 11:58:06 GMT
demonstrating how to blow the suds out of the pipe.
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Post by fayesake on Sept 16, 2008 19:05:29 GMT
'I thay' said John 'can you teach me how to blow like that' - 'oh yes John' said Mrs Lawson 'can you pucker up your lips for me?'.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Sept 17, 2008 11:07:06 GMT
John puckered up his lips and placed them on the opening. Hear the raspberries.
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Post by Mae Hem on Jul 21, 2009 8:10:53 GMT
'No, I still have A flat' said Mrs Lawson. I think you should raise your game dear'. John backed out of the cupboard, and trolled off to join Janet. 'I thay darling, that Mrs Lawson let me shampoo her organ, and let me blow on it'.
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Post by bendy on Jul 24, 2009 8:14:43 GMT
Do you know what it feels like to be hit by a toggy 2 x 4? Lee John does.
John is dressing down, he has on a scarlet frilly shirt and golden trainers, to go with his custard-coloured cargo pants. He is getting recognised in the streets and wants a lower profile.
He goes into a CD shop.
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