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Post by singingyorkie on Jul 21, 2007 20:10:20 GMT
John looks at his Dr, Who watch, and wonders if Janet will miss him
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 23, 2007 15:39:17 GMT
Just then John spotted Tiddles and took him back to Aunty. Cwipes, I had better get back to Janet, for my tea, he thought. Hello Janet, I've had a thooper time I have hunted for pussy, looked at thome nithe ladyeeth with no clothe on becauth they were artistic, and done some hand games with Rumpo that needed loth of stamina , aparanthly it wath all in the wrist action!
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Post by singingyorkie on Jul 23, 2007 16:50:28 GMT
Could you make a grown man cry, Janet can.
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 23, 2007 17:58:10 GMT
Today John is going to the garden centre for Janet's Petunias, John is wearing pink wellies, bright yellow dungarees with blue tassels, and a purple T-shirt with a slogan on it, John is feeling underdressed, because he has to do the garden.
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Post by singingyorkie on Jul 23, 2007 20:36:58 GMT
Come on John, get a move on Janet shouts, we havn't got all day, we have a lot of work to do. Do you like gardening John does.
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 24, 2007 9:24:29 GMT
Janet needs her borders trimming, 'I need some new clippers' she tells John, go and get me some from Mr. Rooting's Garden Centre, I also need some gro-bags for my summer bloomers
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Post by singingyorkie on Jul 24, 2007 9:48:15 GMT
John skipped in to Mr. Rootings garden Centre, and sniffed th air as he passed the summer bloomers.Ooh they smell nithe shouted john, love the thmell of bloomers.
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 24, 2007 18:31:17 GMT
Just then, John bumped into his good friends Mr and Mrs Pollox. they are looking for some pansies with their young son Sandy
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Post by singingyorkie on Jul 24, 2007 18:43:17 GMT
John went to the Clipper section, to buy some clippers. Mrs. Feather was benind the desk and John asked if he could try some clippers out, and went to trim a very attractive bush.
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 24, 2007 18:45:58 GMT
He was there for ages trimming, pruning and foraging. Eventually he had to surface for air as some of the undergrowth had got stuck in his teeth!
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Post by singingyorkie on Jul 24, 2007 18:50:24 GMT
Cwikey Mrs. Feathers, your bush looks vewy attwactive now, havn't I done a good job.
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 24, 2007 19:11:34 GMT
Mrs feathers pats John on the head. When he has got up off his knees he goes to pay for his purchases and skips merrily off home. Janet is standing there, not best pleased!
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Post by singingyorkie on Jul 24, 2007 21:13:01 GMT
hewo Janet. John says.
Wherever have youbeen John, and what is all that foliage stuck on your beard.
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Post by Norma Leigh Lucid on Jul 24, 2007 21:21:33 GMT
I wath met by the Pollox, whothe thon is a panthy when Mrth Feather allowed me to practithe on her buthh. It took me ageth and bits got thuck in my teeth, but when I'd finithhed Mrth Feather patted me on the head and told me her buthh looked much more attractive now.
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Post by singingyorkie on Jul 24, 2007 21:29:16 GMT
Can you clip a beard in 5 seconds, Janet can.
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 25, 2007 9:16:38 GMT
It is Saturday night and Janet and John are out having a Thai meal with friends. John is dressed up for the occasion, he is wearing a sarong, a coolie hat and flippers, John has never had noodles before.
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 25, 2007 11:46:37 GMT
But he used to support the Orient so he thinks there is a link
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 25, 2007 17:20:23 GMT
Janet and John's friends, Cyril Swop and his wife, are a little bit more worldly than Janet and John, they are what is known in common parlance as 'swingers' and they tried to broach the subject in a roundabout way, and sliding up to John, they asked..........
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Post by singingyorkie on Jul 25, 2007 19:10:24 GMT
Janet seems to spread things very liberally, do you share this habit.
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Post by sirnialdementia on Jul 26, 2007 10:52:40 GMT
they asked...................if John had ever had any encounters with a dominatrix. John was confused as he thought that the racing car game had a different name to that and he couldn't believe they had the gaul (think about it!) to ask.
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