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Post by Lou Briccant on Sept 20, 2007 14:47:59 GMT
Granted , but you will burn everything you cook
I wish my car was as fast as my last one
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Oct 6, 2007 9:35:48 GMT
Wish granted, but you will get another six points in double quick time and be off the road for a bit, and have to take the bus.
I wish I didn't have to cut the grass.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Oct 6, 2007 15:41:00 GMT
Granted But it will become a jungle.
Wish I was thirty years younger.
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Oct 10, 2007 11:27:42 GMT
Granted - but you lose all the experience gained in the last thirty years and therefore can't enjoy the youthfulness properly. Also, you have to endure that time you had the really dodgy haircut once more.
Wish I didn't have tennis elbow.
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Post by Yvette Medina on Jan 17, 2008 11:49:07 GMT
Granted - you now have no elbows at all and cannot reach the parts that you'd like to be able to
I wish I didn't have this cold
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 17, 2008 19:24:24 GMT
Granted- Your cold has gone, but now you are so warm, your body is melting and running into a horrible shape.
I wish I had the energy of a 20 yr old!
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Post by wendyskysblue on Jan 17, 2008 20:55:25 GMT
Granted but you get to go through all that stuff again, you know the life lessons
I wish I didnt always feel cold
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 17, 2008 22:22:35 GMT
Come here and I'll warm you up Wendy
I wish I had never smoked
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Post by Neil Beformee on Jan 20, 2008 15:30:28 GMT
Granted but now your growth is un-stunted, none of your clothes fit you.
I wish I didn't have a beer gut...
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 20, 2008 18:33:36 GMT
Granted, the motivator will call at your house at 5.30 tomorrow morning and put you through your paces.
I wish my car was self clean.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Jan 21, 2008 10:28:55 GMT
Wish granted, but your car's now so shiny that you'll get nicked by the rozzers every time you go out in the sun for blinding other drivers and causing accidents.
I wish I could speak another language fluently
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Post by Neil Beformee on Jan 21, 2008 21:52:14 GMT
Granted, unfortunately the language is Klingon resulting in your only use is at Star Trek conventions.
I wish I'd had more burfday cards today.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 21, 2008 22:57:55 GMT
Granted, I put one on the birthday limericks on the poetry page
I wish I could learn to send things from one place to another on the net?
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Post by LucyQuipment on Jan 23, 2008 11:44:21 GMT
Granted, but you'll never get the cat or the sofa back
I wish I had more discipline
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Post by wendyskysblue on Jan 23, 2008 20:13:46 GMT
granted - I have a cane!
I wish I was tidier
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Post by LucyQuipment on Jan 24, 2008 10:36:05 GMT
Granted, but now you are so tidy you don't get many visitors, cos they're worried they'll mess up the tramlines on your carpets
I wish I was fitter
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Post by Neil Beformee on Jan 24, 2008 17:12:48 GMT
Granted but the marathon leaves you with jogger's nipple and smelly feet.
I wish I owned an Aston Martin
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 24, 2008 22:24:41 GMT
Granted, but Aston wants hi's Martin back at the end of the day
I wish I knew more about computers.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Jan 25, 2008 9:50:40 GMT
Granted, but now that you're a techy geek no-one will talk to you at parties
I wish I were taller
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 25, 2008 13:31:50 GMT
Granted, you have an appointment with the rack on Monday 28th Jan 2008 at 3pm
I wish The Council Tax would just disappear.
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