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Post by Neil Beformee on Jan 25, 2008 18:44:24 GMT
Granted but without the tacks, all their notices keep falling off the wall.
I wish I could teleport.
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Jan 25, 2008 20:55:27 GMT
Granted, you can, but you forgot to find out how to come back....where have you gone?
I wish my dog would walk herself at five to six every morning and let me have a long lie!
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 25, 2008 21:02:45 GMT
Granted, she will starting from tomorrow, but you will have to get up to let her out
I wish My alarm clock would go off silently, so I could have a lie in.
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Post by MadMaryPridmore on Jan 26, 2008 8:39:52 GMT
Granted, she will starting from tomorrow, but you will have to get up to let her out I wish My alarm clock would go off silently, so I could have a lie in. Granted, but you will not get up at all and will miss your favourite football team. I wish I could see my grandkids today.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 26, 2008 14:50:50 GMT
Granted, Just take their photographs out from where you hid them, so they would'nt frighten the animals.
I wish the tax office would get their act sorted and give my son a proper allowance.
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Post by MadMaryPridmore on Jan 26, 2008 16:13:00 GMT
Granted - but he's got so much money now he's gone off on a round the world trip and youwon't see him for at least 3 years.
I wish I didn't feel so full after our friend's birthday lunch.
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Post by merseycat on Jan 26, 2008 16:53:29 GMT
Granted - but now you are so hungry, you've nicked the Tyg's favourite sweets.
I wish more people would spend on Children In Need
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 26, 2008 17:25:05 GMT
Granted, but now that everyone has given all their money to children in need, you'll have to start a charity People in need
I wish her indoors would stop looking at jewelry
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Post by Neil Beformee on Jan 26, 2008 20:20:44 GMT
Granted, but now she's looking at the chap behind the counter
I wish I could still drink 10 pints and stay upright
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 27, 2008 0:12:31 GMT
Granted, heres a bar to lean on.
I wish I could still drink beer
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Post by nuttyslack on Jan 27, 2008 3:20:41 GMT
granted but don't waste your money I wish I could retire
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 27, 2008 12:14:18 GMT
Granted, then you won't have any money
I wish I could meet a very rich spinster of about 98, so she just has time to leave me everything in her will, before she pops her clogs.
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Post by MadMaryPridmore on Jan 27, 2008 13:54:38 GMT
Granted - but it went a bit wrong - you can come and meet me - married, not 98 (quite) and not much to leave in her will - but hey!ho! you'll inherit a couple of Spanish dwellings!
I wish I could sell just one of my Spanish dwellings.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 27, 2008 21:22:49 GMT
Granted, I have an old threepenny piece I'll give you for it.
I wish I could take you up on that offer, but I don't think PMB would let me.
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Post by MadMaryPridmore on Jan 27, 2008 21:49:24 GMT
Wish granted, but the present PMB is coming with you (with a big stick! lol)
I wish I could go to sleep.
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Post by marjibarji on Jan 28, 2008 7:41:47 GMT
Granted but you ate too much cheese last night and had really strange dreams
I wish I could get fitter
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 28, 2008 19:42:51 GMT
Granted, but the fitter is for washing machines, so you will have to wreck yours
I wish my brain would work as fast as I can type
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Post by LucyQuipment on Jan 29, 2008 11:09:34 GMT
Granted, only now you're so wired you suffer from insomnia
I wish I could touch-type
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Post by merseycat on Jan 29, 2008 16:15:50 GMT
Granted, only now you broken all your fingernails,
I wish my tea hadn't gone cold
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jan 29, 2008 20:30:29 GMT
Granted I've put it in the microwave, but you have'nt got a cloth to lift it out with.
I wish my car would run on tap water
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