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Post by merseycat on Feb 5, 2008 18:17:20 GMT
Granted, we now have a new Genie, the Genie of the Mobile
I wish my two old cats would make friends with our new rescue!
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 5, 2008 22:31:00 GMT
Granted but then your new rescue does'nt want them as friends
I wish I could take tyg the younger out tomorrow instead of having to go to work on his birthday.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Feb 6, 2008 14:28:13 GMT
Granted, but he'll spend all your money
I wish I had longer legs
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 6, 2008 15:01:24 GMT
Granted, but it means you have longer stockings to ladder
I wish I could play the guitar
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Post by LucyQuipment on Feb 7, 2008 10:24:23 GMT
Granted, but you'll have to grow your nails, and then you'll do yourself a mischief when you scratch your nose
I wish I had a filing elf to file all my letters and stuff
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 7, 2008 19:44:22 GMT
Granted, but he is a naughty elf and files them in the wrong places.
I wish I had'nt got a speeding ticket today.
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Post by Pistachio Newt on Feb 9, 2008 10:45:08 GMT
Granted, but 3 other ones are in the post.
I wish it was lunch time already.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Feb 9, 2008 13:56:29 GMT
Granted, but you've missed your elevenses and that nice cake I made you ;D
I wish PMQ didn't snore
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 9, 2008 15:27:12 GMT
Granted, just put a clothes peg on his nose, there sorted.
I wish I had won the £96ooo,ooo,oo on the Euro Lottery last night.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Feb 10, 2008 9:32:52 GMT
Granted, but you'll spend all your days dealing with begging letters, and won't have time to spend it
I wish I could fit a volume control to the dogs
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 10, 2008 21:27:10 GMT
Granted, but it will only turn the sound up and not down
I wish I could have a german Shepherd
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Post by LucyQuipment on Feb 11, 2008 12:04:08 GMT
Granted, but it will eat you out of house and home, and demand to be let out in the middle of the night
I wish I had more energy
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 11, 2008 21:05:39 GMT
Granted, but you will have to come and let my German Shepherd out in the middle of the night.
I wish I had'nt hurt my back yesterday
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Post by LucyQuipment on Feb 12, 2008 12:57:09 GMT
Granted, but now you'll have to do all the chores and dig the garden
I wish I could have a week without any hassle
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 12, 2008 20:05:24 GMT
Granted, but then you will have a month of trouble and strife.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Feb 13, 2008 14:13:47 GMT
I have that anyway, so that's nothing new!
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Post by Pistachio Newt on Feb 24, 2008 15:20:41 GMT
Not granted! I wish I wasn't out of ale.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 24, 2008 18:26:54 GMT
Granted but the cans don't have any ringpulls
I wish Newcastle United would start winning.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Feb 24, 2008 18:28:06 GMT
Granted but the cans don't have any ringpulls
I wish Newcastle United would start winning.
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Post by Pistachio Newt on Feb 24, 2008 19:31:09 GMT
Granted but only after they're relegated.
I wish this deja vu would end.
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