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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 24, 2009 7:30:19 GMT
See the instant 1000 voice choir ;D Only a 1000? I've just logged in, it's 1001 now, (gets back to cleaning carpets)
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 24, 2009 7:18:53 GMT
Go, go now. The shops will be closed by 3.00, and as for the rapping, I almost prefer punk!
Have you gorn yet? Make haste, the shops will all be open for their browsing hour*.
*get 'em in, round 'em up and part them with their cash quick!
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 24, 2009 7:15:31 GMT
I believe that Lynda and hubby are having a wonderful Christmas courtesy of Eurostar, what fun.
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HUGS
Dec 21, 2009 11:01:19 GMT
Post by Mae Hem on Dec 21, 2009 11:01:19 GMT
Somewhere warm dark and damp such as............. a leaky airing cupboard? ? Rotherham? Ah lovely Rotherham, - I wonder if that nice young Lee person will have my mum around for Christmas, as she is a near-neighbour. There will be a Christmas Pudding in it for you - just don't give her any sprouts.
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 21, 2009 10:56:06 GMT
Who you calling a dummy? Thinks 'can we crash test Lee?'
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 21, 2009 10:53:59 GMT
Thongs is good, you can sing 'thongs for the memories' Or thing a thong of thickpence. Yeth Pleeth ;D
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 21, 2009 10:50:58 GMT
Oh, alright then, I'll join you, you lot could do with a laugh. Helf'n Safety decrees that we have to wear flip flops though, I told them that there were bound to be a lot of flip flops around if we was nekkid, but there you go! I only have Aussie flip flops, is it ok if I wear a pair of thongs? Thongs is good, you can sing 'thongs for the memories'
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 21, 2009 10:29:46 GMT
Oh, alright then, I'll join you, you lot could do with a laugh. Helf'n Safety decrees that we have to wear flip flops though, I told them that there were bound to be a lot of flip flops around if we was nekkid, but there you go!
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 21, 2009 10:26:37 GMT
Na then owd lad, wipe that smirk off thee face, we 'ave ways of mekking yer talk...............nope Yorkshire just don't sound evil enough
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 21, 2009 10:20:04 GMT
Normal, boring, day today, just catching up with housework and getting ready for Christmas proper to begin.
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 21, 2009 10:17:44 GMT
No, it was hard enough listening to it live, just so sad, will look forward to the new show though.
TPBM is shattered already, and there's three days to go yet!
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 21, 2009 10:13:47 GMT
People who can only talk about themselves and don't listen to you
Are you thinking about next year's holidays?
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 20, 2009 8:31:34 GMT
Could've bee worse mind, it could've been with one of Lynda's Llamas. Lynda's llamas is cockney rhyming slang for pyjamas. Except in her case they are lined with barbed wire. Does that mean they will scratch her character?
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 20, 2009 8:24:14 GMT
Calls a Board Meeting:
AGENDA
Appointment of Board of Board Governors Squabble about who sits at head of Board Squabble about side of board, decide if we want a sideboard or a broadside. Give up and go to pub and play on Darts Board
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 20, 2009 8:17:41 GMT
I tried carrying on, but the neighbours talked and it had to stop.
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 20, 2009 8:11:10 GMT
Cops Intervene In Neighbourhood Giant Beanstalk Dispute
Cops were called in when two neighbours were involved in an angry war of words leading to violence, when a man attacked his neighbour's giant beanstalk with a hedgetrimmer. Al Addin, (47) later told police that 'I saw red when that bloomin' thing appeared overnight, blocking all the light out of me back windows, it shouldn't be allowed, I pay me taxes 'n everythink.'
Turn to P 3, for Magic Mirror On Wall Causes Family Dispute. Police are looking into it.
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 19, 2009 4:17:27 GMT
A member of the audience
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 19, 2009 4:16:33 GMT
Swallow
Ginger and lemon tea
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 19, 2009 3:57:10 GMT
My secretary is six feet tall, eighteen stone, has a hair lip and answers to the name of Loretta. His real name is Dave, but he stopped answering to that after the incident with the typewriter salesman in 1983 (he has been in therapy ever since). Trust me, my little Christmas cactus, I would not "treat" him unless with a flame thrower and a bottle of paraffin. All very well, but did you give him a treat by letting him listen to the show? Did it set him back several therapy sessions or has he gone back to weaving baskets for haggiae?
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 19, 2009 3:51:16 GMT
The PMH is from Scotlandshireplace, and once told me he knew what's what. He didn't though. He told me his family had a free range neep farm.
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