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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 15, 2009 10:43:27 GMT
Getcher 'mits offer him. He is mine all mine, and he is only wearing the face for a bet. The beard, however, is real! He looks like adog carrying a pheasant. I wouldn't mind but the windmill actually works. Causes one heck of a draft (well that's what he blames his wind problem on).
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 15, 2009 10:41:11 GMT
'opes Sal's cold isn't catching 'ere! Oo yoos talkin' to? Ah ain't got no cold * sniff* Ah talk fis way normally innit....... Like duh, so you is well good innit?
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 15, 2009 10:37:28 GMT
Ha s any one helped me yet? HUh? Have they have they have they. NO! Were you looking for the 'logout' key?
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 15, 2009 10:30:11 GMT
Yoooo hoooo over there>>>>>>>>
and there's some more over here<<<<<<<<<<<
and I'm out to lunch
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 15, 2009 10:28:28 GMT
One for the biddies.Bit of a looker eh? Getcher 'mits offer him. He is mine all mine, and he is only wearing the face for a bet. The beard, however, is real!
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Dec 15, 2009 10:23:57 GMT
Post by Mae Hem on Dec 15, 2009 10:23:57 GMT
This thread is far too highbrow and deep for the likes of me. This however raises the question as to how can you be highbrow and deep at the same time. Is it by being middle of the road? This thread is very representative I would say. my brain hurts, but I think it's a hangover, but what is hanging over me? I think I should be told Are you an Anov Agent perchance? Can I order a Lust For Life Lurid Lippy and some Bold As Brass Blusher please?
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 15, 2009 10:20:24 GMT
Waits to see who replies. 'ere * sniff* 'opes Sal's cold isn't catching
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 15, 2009 10:19:52 GMT
The intelligentsia feels no need to identify itself. That is why I am who I am today. Exactly young lady, and you are?
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 15, 2009 10:16:50 GMT
Hello and welcome Hazel and Redbird. You may notice that some of the posters on here are somewhat delusional, I however have no illusions whatsoever. The voices in my head keep telling me so. A cuppa Lemon & Ginger tea would be welcome at this time in the morning, but I may pop in later and welcome you again and order a large glass of red wine. Ignore this person-she has multiple personality disorder.She has no taste in men either-she even liked Mal Odorous! Just about the only one. It's true! I don't care what they say about him, I think he's alright! Come back Mal person *sobs*, wipes nose on sleeve, downs a glass of the hard stuff (Buckies) and if I wasn't so idle, I would start a campaign. Oh go on then: [glow=red,2,300] PLEASE BRING BACK MERLE OBERON[/glow] PSSSST - IS THAT OK LAM?
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 15, 2009 9:31:16 GMT
I'll reply to anything, I am not proud. What does Intelligentsia mean anyway? Is it something to do with a Male Only Branch of Intel?
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 15, 2009 9:29:56 GMT
I think today is Tuesday because I am doing the washing and I always do the washing on Tuesday, but if you are reading this on Wednesday, I won't be washing will I? Unless I taped it and it is a repeat.
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 15, 2009 9:25:52 GMT
Anybody seen that Eema? She's been a bit quiet recently. Does she know she has been promoted? Will this warrant a round of drinks? I sincerely hope so ;D
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 15, 2009 9:18:35 GMT
Waits to see who replies.
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Dec 15, 2009 9:16:29 GMT
Post by Mae Hem on Dec 15, 2009 9:16:29 GMT
This thread is far too highbrow and deep for the likes of me. This however raises the question as to how can you be highbrow and deep at the same time. Is it by being middle of the road? my brain hurts, but I think it's a hangover, but what is hanging over me? I think I should be told
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 15, 2009 9:11:58 GMT
Hello and welcome Hazel and Redbird. You may notice that some of the posters on here are somewhat delusional, I however have no illusions whatsoever. The voices in my head keep telling me so. A cuppa Lemon & Ginger tea would be welcome at this time in the morning, but I may pop in later and welcome you again and order a large glass of red wine.
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 15, 2009 9:06:00 GMT
I happened to glance at the item in question, after reading Norm's thread, and quite frankly, I didn't know whether to be outraged or laugh, so I took it in turns.
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 13, 2009 15:00:27 GMT
I think it is now the day before yesterday, so I am posting early for Christmas.
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Chat
Dec 13, 2009 14:58:45 GMT
Post by Mae Hem on Dec 13, 2009 14:58:45 GMT
Decorations up and flashing. Annoying musical figures put out under the tree - minus batteries. Everything looking Chrismassy and bright, me looking knacked somewhat jaded.
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 13, 2009 14:54:06 GMT
Being an old lush, or lush and old?
I'd ask Grannie Annie, but it's better not approaching her when she is sleeping one of her benders off.
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 11, 2009 12:38:45 GMT
Was it sea water or the common cold that did for the triffids? Should we all get on a crowded train to Brighton, and go and buy some rock catch a cold? panics even more than SlowanDaft apeth! You're thinking of the War of the Worlds and the aliens. I can reliably inform you that the aliens found a cure and are still in Brighton thriving and breeding at a frightening rate......... Aha! I see that they have not quite sorted out the hairy feet gene yet!
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