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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 19, 2009 3:46:06 GMT
Aww, for years I couldn't get in the CR, then yesterday I couldn't find my way out, am I still in there? If there is any drink involved - I probably am It was fun though ;D
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 18, 2009 16:54:09 GMT
Can it be recycled if we don't use the lot? Also there's a hole in my bucket dear Flaggers.
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 18, 2009 9:52:14 GMT
Just put my iPod on shuffle to cheer me up - bloomin' things is paying sad songs
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 18, 2009 9:15:38 GMT
Oh no, that's it, he's playing Stardust - I'm gone
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 18, 2009 7:37:40 GMT
It's toe deep in Thame, now when we lived in Harrogate, that were real snow lad, none of this namby pamby southern lightweight stuff! I bet it's up to their necks ooop there.
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 18, 2009 7:31:29 GMT
Turn on tune in, sob, laugh and look forward to Christmas Valentines Day.
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 18, 2009 7:28:07 GMT
Listen and smile
A CD with all the Christmas songs
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 18, 2009 7:25:46 GMT
Yes because it makes the garden look so pretty, and tidy, but not when we are taking my old mum back up north
Are you sat sitting right now, waiting for the last morning show?
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 17, 2009 11:59:36 GMT
Where's the white outline ?. She had a bottle of white too? Double respect!
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 17, 2009 11:57:49 GMT
This is Sal's latest photo Would you like a copy? Cor! Pshaw!! That is nothing - here is a sneak preview of my new official portrait - eat your heart out!
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 17, 2009 11:47:16 GMT
Can you put your autograph on a cheque please?
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 17, 2009 11:45:44 GMT
My son's partner is from Cape Town, she kindly brought us some Bitlong stuff - do we crumble it over our cornflakes, or use it to light the fire?
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 17, 2009 11:43:11 GMT
Wow, respect! Not a drop of the stuff spilt
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 17, 2009 10:37:18 GMT
Fiberglass curtains, and what about Brentfrod Nylon Sheets, and all that static electricity they caused? Were they the cause of Global Warming? Gets special petrol guzzling jet to conference to impart sudden thought. Have you been on the Mathews Rose? Nope! It's the Mateus Stuff, I am making table lamps for Christmas presents, only one more case to go.
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 17, 2009 10:35:07 GMT
well, I was just trying to think of a stupid title I've been following Fester for several hours now, do you want the dirt on him? He has been having secret meetings with some strange bod called Lurch. Lurch has been asking him about ridding himself of the shackles that bind him, Fester says he prefered the Iron Maiden, but whatever turns him on...
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 17, 2009 10:26:41 GMT
Like yeah, 'n you can tell 'im to wait 'is turn - it's da Nashnul 'elf Servis innit? Like 'ee cud be ge'in it fer free 'n stuff.
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 17, 2009 10:23:16 GMT
Fiberglass curtains, and what about Brentfrod Nylon Sheets, and all that static electricity they caused? Were they the cause of Global Warming?
Gets special petrol guzzling jet to conference to impart sudden thought.
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 17, 2009 10:17:22 GMT
Christmas Wrap
#I can't make me mind up about me Xmas pressie I don' needs no wrapping stuff 'cos it all gets very messie I jus' needs da time to make up me own mind Thanks for your suggestions - you've all been very kind#
erm - that's it - all wrapped up (not)
Look it's Thursday morning, you expected something good?
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 15, 2009 15:35:09 GMT
Oi. Isn't it time for your white jacket fitting? It must be if he is talking about Arsenal - didn't they do well!
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Post by Mae Hem on Dec 15, 2009 15:24:33 GMT
How about a Board for Thickos, so Mal wouldn't need to page them on the Forum? Oi, I don't get that many pages, and I treasure the ones I do get.
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