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Post by Mae Hem on Jun 29, 2011 9:45:36 GMT
But she has a chance of redemption, she should name the child Ryanetta Jordanita Heavenly Citronella if it's a girl, and Waneygigs Pelle Wagshot if it's a boy (apologies to anyone who has already used said names - on second thoughts not)
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Post by Mae Hem on Jun 29, 2011 9:41:24 GMT
You have the right idea! Maybe we could make a fortune by selling ear plugs to Wimbledon visitors today ;D Good idea, but make it a Pimm's stall with free ear plugs with every jug, and I'll try not to drink any profits ;D
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Post by Mae Hem on Jun 29, 2011 7:58:11 GMT
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeee TWHACK!! UUUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH THWACK!!!! NNNNEEEEEIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHH THWACK!!!!
Or then again, maybe not - reaches for the mute button and a glass of Pimm's
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Post by Mae Hem on Jun 28, 2011 8:53:37 GMT
Strange thing, there was I hanging out me washing, and I was bombarded by a flying pork pie and a trifle - is it lunch time already?
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Post by Mae Hem on Jun 28, 2011 8:50:52 GMT
Slowan.....are you alright ?. "worries" I think I should have another glass of wine to calm my nerves. Gets nervous too, joins Frank in a drink - oh - it's only 10.00 am? - just a double then!
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Post by Mae Hem on Jun 26, 2011 15:00:36 GMT
My daughter I'm afraid, you do your best to bring them up right and what happens? They turn out to be responsible adults, with a good attitude, happily married with children, and they never forget Fathers day or your birthday. I dunno where did I go wrong? *sighs* Simples, never talk to your children, talk 'at' them. Never let them forget how much better off they are than you, and don't forget to hark back to an 'I can remember when' moment - ie 'we only had slates to drawn on at our school, and teachers had whips - and used them, and when I were up chimneys and down t' mines ....' you get the picture - they certainly will!
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Post by Mae Hem on Jun 25, 2011 7:00:09 GMT
I think you have had too much deuce, Mae !. Schertainly, can you feel the love in the room - or do you need a hawkeye to see it ;D
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Post by Mae Hem on Jun 25, 2011 6:58:23 GMT
I would like relate to all the following....I put a pizza in the cooker earlier. The instructions stated that it should be in the oven for 20 mins. 20 mins later I returned to the oven to find that the pizza was uncooked !!. I had forgotten to switch the cooker on !. Silly me !!. ;D Why did your tale make me think of this........... ;D Dough!
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Post by Mae Hem on Jun 25, 2011 6:54:44 GMT
Are we talking vegetables here? Ooooo, how tempting is that ^ ? ............ *MUST...... RESIST......... THE ANSWER ..... THAT ...... HAS ...... POPPED ....... INTO ...... MY ........ HEID* Oh go on - peas tell us
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Post by Mae Hem on Jun 25, 2011 6:52:29 GMT
Thats fine but what's your motivation for the part? Are you a method actor? Who is your understudy?> It would take a brave man to be under Mae. Wallops Lee with a sound boom - and wrings his ears
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Post by Mae Hem on Jun 25, 2011 6:51:33 GMT
You should live here in Thame, they're going to start a Midsomer Tour - wonder if I can get a job as an extra, playing a corpse? - easy money ;D Thats fine but what's your motivation for the part? Are you a method actor? Who is your understudy?> Money My methods are mine own, but I like devious Lee, he is a bit wooden though, so he can play a copse ;D
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Post by Mae Hem on Jun 24, 2011 12:46:12 GMT
erm...........'stgo'?
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Post by Mae Hem on Jun 24, 2011 12:45:20 GMT
Tries to think of an anagram of 'togs' fails because I'm half listening to the tennis, and drinking a half-glass of red wine (the PMH is having an away day from the work-drone stuff and we are shellibrating).
Serve!
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Post by Mae Hem on Jun 24, 2011 12:41:35 GMT
Don't tell Lee, he'll try anything to be a bit smarter ! Do you think it will work? Lee be a bit smarter? Better try a waistcoat and cravat - you never know ;D
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Post by Mae Hem on Jun 22, 2011 19:24:00 GMT
She's a popular invite to BBQ's. A Naked BBQ !!. Better watch out for your sausages!
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Post by Mae Hem on Jun 22, 2011 19:21:55 GMT
All this advice is very well, but do the knees have countersunk screws? Anti-clockwise would be best, I am on British Summer Time. I should mention that the last time I used an Allan Key I got locked out!
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Post by Mae Hem on Jun 22, 2011 15:58:14 GMT
Taps wooden legs to check for woodworm - oh oh....
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Post by Mae Hem on Jun 22, 2011 15:57:02 GMT
You should live here in Thame, they're going to start a Midsomer Tour - wonder if I can get a job as an extra, playing a corpse? - easy money ;D
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Post by Mae Hem on Jun 22, 2011 14:49:29 GMT
I wasn't here at all - I was up there ^ but now I'm down here V again, is it still Monday? Yes. ;D Oooh good then I haven't missed the last one of Game of Thrones
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Post by Mae Hem on Jun 22, 2011 14:47:40 GMT
Phew - one year to go, and then I really must cut down. - Like erm Yeah!
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