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Post by Mae Hem on Jul 29, 2011 14:32:16 GMT
Look you lot, they are working a treat - erm, is this the right stop for Basingstoke?
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Post by Mae Hem on Jul 28, 2011 10:59:52 GMT
I have it on good authority that Pip borrows the boyfriend's combine harvester and mows down the village - what she misses gets hit with the sputnik, the Aliens take back the Grundys and Nigel comes back as a Zombie.
Don't miss tomorrow's exciting episode where Susan gets to knit a ..........
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Post by Mae Hem on Jul 28, 2011 10:53:50 GMT
Practices Swing Balling whilst chopping sticks made from an old 2 x 4 plank which was previously used as ammo against Lee - see? I can do nice ;D
Aims swing ball, gives it a hefty swipe - boiiiiinng - oh sorry Lee, didn't see you there
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Post by Mae Hem on Jul 28, 2011 10:49:57 GMT
"worries about Mae....will she become an intellectual Tog" I'm sure I won't, I shall still watch 'Doctors' - whilst writing the "Hem Theory Of Relativity'. ;D
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Post by Mae Hem on Jul 28, 2011 7:59:39 GMT
I read in the paper (so it must be true) that there is now a drug to aid our memories - no forgetting the car keys for me (I don't drive). I am nipping down to the Docs now, and advise you all to do the same. I will return here later this afternoon for a Toggy discussion on Quantum Physics - and was she ever a member? xx
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Post by Mae Hem on Jul 28, 2011 7:56:26 GMT
So I have stopped doing it - can you advise me on a new hobby? I find chopping sticks in bed very therapeutic. Or have you tried balloon figures? Hello young sir, you look like a person who could be of interest to me, but leave out the ballooning figure and you would get much further. I am on a diet - honest!
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Post by Mae Hem on Jul 28, 2011 6:43:19 GMT
So I have stopped doing it - can you advise me on a new hobby?
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Post by Mae Hem on Jul 28, 2011 6:41:31 GMT
if I would be welcome at the TOGS convention? I like to make surprise visits to parties. Are you an HM Inspector Of Parties? Can we see your credentials? wonders if said credentials include one of those blower things with a feather in the end and a pack of party streamers
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Post by Mae Hem on Jul 28, 2011 6:38:54 GMT
I am being kept in a safe place
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Post by Mae Hem on Jul 6, 2011 9:02:28 GMT
dimmer switches don't work on the modern energy saving light bulbs do they ? or are these the old fashioned light bulbs
Can't get the old pearlised bulbs now either. PMH and I stood looking at the assorted new types of bulb available in the DIY store and almost gave up! We were clueless - makes you want to go back to candles and gaslights Oooops - must just run to put out the candle that's setting my curtains on fire ;D
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Post by Mae Hem on Jul 6, 2011 8:55:31 GMT
I hadn't actually noticed anything Paul, but it could be something to do with the BBC trying out 3D tv on Wimbledon this year. Imagine watching tennis in 3D! It's bad enough with all the head turning from side to side - player to player, without having to duck when a 3D ace comes at you! Although if it was in slow-mow you would have a couple of seconds extra to get behind the settee ;D
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Post by Mae Hem on Jul 1, 2011 7:29:00 GMT
I could tell you but then I would have to bash you over the head with this gold griddling pan - Doh!
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Post by Mae Hem on Jul 1, 2011 7:26:51 GMT
Would that be a net gain or loss ?. I could do with losing a few inches around my catgut
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Post by Mae Hem on Jul 1, 2011 7:25:12 GMT
Q. How many teenage daughters does it take to change a light bulb? A. Two - they stand underneath the fitting, holding the bulb up, and wait while the world revolves around them... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Mae Hem on Jul 1, 2011 7:24:08 GMT
Pockets ice pick and wanders off whistling nonchalantly
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Post by Mae Hem on Jun 30, 2011 15:28:49 GMT
Oo all of a sudden there's this huge draught ;D Just think how it will cool you down. ;D Quells Lee with an icy stare
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Post by Mae Hem on Jun 30, 2011 15:27:35 GMT
I would have posted on this thread earlier, but I have been panning for gold down the Cuttle Brook, well, you see I heard these two neighbours gossiping in the supermarket and .............
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Post by Mae Hem on Jun 30, 2011 15:25:02 GMT
I like that Paul Z - he's really switched on!
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Post by Mae Hem on Jun 30, 2011 15:23:02 GMT
I don't know any tennis terms so can't join in the pun fun on this thread. I can't help it, it's not my fault ! ;D You could always wear your fishnets - could start a whole new line of puns ;D
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Post by Mae Hem on Jun 29, 2011 9:48:03 GMT
Oh no you wouldn't do that !. "chucks large custard tart at Lee". I knew you would believe me. ;D *opens gob* Oo all of a sudden there's this huge draught ;D
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