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Post by Nuala Bowtitt on Jul 23, 2007 19:13:01 GMT
Sita, Poppy, Fantastic. Haven't had a lot of time lately but I'm heading back Keep it up. I'm LOVIN' it. Don't be so modest Lou. They're brilliant. Welcome back TT x
Love Nuala xx
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jul 23, 2007 21:20:46 GMT
A few more [noi]
Now Yorkie got close to the core So A mod said we'll use Murphy Slaw But her Lawyer Norma Liegh Lucid Called her friend Sarah who said She was with me all night in the store
Now Scrab and the right Leigh DJohn Went to town with Julie Valighton As they walked, a smell started Scrab said "Hey Hoofhearted It's about time you went to the John.
Said a girl with the voice of a dove I'm going to! Eema Brazkumov So she went behind a shop And thought I'll do a Barnsley Chop So she just stood and Paul Zernikazov
A girl who answered to Slowan With Faery and Jack she was going They met Murph Ricky and Jo And they went out for a row While Redders just stood there legs bowing
Now Sita, Nuala And Terri Decided they'ed have them a sherry They met up with Mo Termouth Who said,," let's all go down south And spend the weekend making merry
Then there was the one they called Shuggie Who went around town pushing a buggie He met Weather Beaten Old Windbag Walking along with an old lag She said,"Have you met my old Flame Dougie
Smiglet, Smiffy and Nobbin Ran till their hearts were throbbin They sold flowers and clothes pegs Ended up with Beau Leggs Then sat down with a needle and bobbin
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Post by Nuala Bowtitt on Jul 23, 2007 22:14:21 GMT
Lou!! These are so clever. I am well impressed. Brilliant.
Love Nuala xx
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Post by esmerelda on Jul 23, 2007 23:56:16 GMT
A sickly ski artist said "Boff! I can't ski with this terrible cough. I had frightful catarrh On the funicular And even en piste I'm piste off."
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Post by esmerelda on Jul 23, 2007 23:59:12 GMT
An infatuated Zig from Big Bruvver, left Chanelle, his on screen lover He pulled at his hair, in sheer despair, forgetting a wig was his cover.
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Post by esmerelda on Jul 24, 2007 0:01:53 GMT
A nudist by the name of Roger Peet Loved to dance in the snow and the sleet, But one chilly December He froze every member, And retired to a monkish retreat.
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Post by Nuala Bowtitt on Jul 24, 2007 5:51:09 GMT
Esmerelda...Great. Thank you for my first laugh of the day. More please
Love Nuala xx
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 24, 2007 8:49:36 GMT
Well done you lot, I have been laughing out loud, they are very good - ta Poppy xx
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Post by sitamappants on Jul 24, 2007 9:59:01 GMT
Just what I needed - a mid-clinic snigger! Thanks all! x
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Post by Nuala Bowtitt on Jul 24, 2007 17:15:45 GMT
More products of another boring day at work. D'you think I should be doing something else ?? A daredevil down a pothole Heard his girlfriend say " YOU'RE up the pole! You can never be found Cos you live underground Who d'you think that you are then? A MOLE?" Said a rising young starlet " I vouch For my skills on this old casting couch. I can get into bed Fall asleep when my head Hits the pillow but here, I'm no slouch!" A director, while filming a scene Was obsessive at 'keeping it clean' " If I shoot from this angle, It'll hide his fandangle And that way, it won't look obscene!" An aeriel stuntman, Copella, Got his bits caught around the propeller He said with a squeal "Ya Can call me Copelia And I used to be SUCH a nice fella!" A smallholding Welshman, last week, Took a girl out and showed her his leek. He said " Taste this, I swear You would not look elsewhere" She said " Sorry, Right now, I can't speak!"
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Post by territalks on Jul 24, 2007 17:31:01 GMT
Brilliant Nuala I really giggled at these Love & Hugs TT XXXX
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Post by adamzappel on Jul 24, 2007 18:40:36 GMT
Well done, Nuala. ;D ;D
No, don't do something else. We'd miss out on the limericks. I hope you have many more boring days at work!
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Post by esmerelda on Jul 24, 2007 20:00:48 GMT
A worried lad from Istanbul Discovered red marks on his tool Said the doctor, a cynic Get out of my clinic And wipe off the lipstick, YOU FOOL!
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Post by territalks on Jul 24, 2007 20:30:31 GMT
Hi Esme Brilliant I love it! Love TT xxxx
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jul 24, 2007 20:35:35 GMT
Brilliant everybody. LOL over and over again.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jul 24, 2007 21:46:14 GMT
A few Limericks more [noi]
A girl by the name of Sharon Sharealike Is always out riding her Bike She raises funds for good causes With only one or two pauses Next time we'll fit her up with a mike.
Gladys O'Lover has her own group of friends The list just goes on and never ends There's Norma, Trudy, Yorkie and Lou That of course is only a few Of the number who glad tiding sends
Did you hear about Linda Sahandir Went to the convention in all of her Granduer She was strutting her stuff When Jodie Shouted Woof Woof She went spreadeagled into the Band errr.
They reckon Daxie's a bit of a goer But she is'nt much cop as a thrower She fell in the long grass Could'nt get off her Ass So they had to send for Lorne Moah
Then there was Conrad the Grills Had an affliction that showed round the gills When he said spoke dear oh dear It was like verbal Diarrhoea And he looked just like Old Mrs. Mills
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Post by adamzappel on Jul 25, 2007 7:01:38 GMT
Well done, Lou, great limericks. Only about 2,000 more to go.
A poet named Ms N Bowtitt Found her poems a bit of a hit She cut her work hours Her fans sent her flowers She's now the top poet in Brit Ain - Bummocks! A bit left over again!!
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Post by sitamappants on Jul 25, 2007 8:20:09 GMT
I like bummocks - brilliant word!
A boastful young porn star called Wakenham Declared that his lovers, he'd taken 'em To heaven and higher - To the peak of desire - But forgot that these women were fakin' 'em!
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 25, 2007 8:29:53 GMT
Really good ones folks, please keep em coming ;D
There was an old Togess called Corn Sat sitting at 'er puter one morn I must get a life Be more of a wife Oh b*gger, can't be bovvered, big yawn
With my DS I've been training me brain I practice again and again My brain is still small I've learned nowt at all And I'm suffering from repetitive strain
There was an old artist called Ivor Sold his pictures for only a fiver But when he retired He found he'd acquired Several million and got his own driver
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Post by adamzappel on Jul 25, 2007 8:48:04 GMT
Sita, great as ever. Poppy, you are a new shining limerick star.Keep 'em coming.
I've just written one but it ended up with six lines. It's a response to Nuala's Ode to Carrots so I parked it there.
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