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Post by poppycorn on Jul 17, 2007 19:51:06 GMT
Keep em coming Lou ;D
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jul 17, 2007 21:15:15 GMT
Redders and Whitby were camping In Choppy's caravan they were lamping While Jodie stood guard It was raining so hard They must have thought they were swamping
On his birthday Smigglet was prancing A hug and a kiss he was fancying Mal Oderous while minging Happy birthday was singing With Wayne Doff, Candy Mancing was dancing
At Thirsk we had such a good time We were all drinking Lemon and Lime The occasional gin With a vodka thrown in The rest were all sozzled on wine.
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 18, 2007 5:38:02 GMT
The Toggies they all went mad posting As usual the odd one was boasting The Bossman came back Said alas an alack Will they never get which site to host in
There was an old DJ called Brogan He looked for a brand new song slogan He tried hard to think And after much drink Said I'll ushe shomething by Alma Cogan
There was an old/new tog called Poppy Whose postings had got rather sloppy She got rapped on the knuckles For not getting any chuckles Cos her brain it has gone rather floppy ;D
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Post by sitamappants on Jul 18, 2007 7:47:37 GMT
Love them all, guys! You're all brilliant!
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jul 18, 2007 15:28:44 GMT
Well come on Sita, it's your thread, keep them coming
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 18, 2007 21:33:28 GMT
There was a pop singer called Troy Whose ambition was to be a toy-boy He postured and he pouted But all his mates they all doubted Cos he was 57, 20 stone, and the ladies he could only annoy
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jul 19, 2007 18:47:19 GMT
Just a few more, not to be taken seiously
There was a young woman called Sue Doffed her hat when she went to the loo She would wear a red blouse When she was milking the cows And the bull chased the silly old moo.
A girl who was called Sal Monella Went out on the hunt for a fella The old ones were stale And the young ones turned tail So she ended up with Godzella
And Officer who answered to Phill While riding his bike, had a spill He went to Rev Michael Said I've come off me cycle The Reverend said, Must have been God's will
Now Lolliepop, She has an achin To fry sausage and eggs, even bacon She gets done up twice nightly Pretty often quite sprightly And says,"Boys Im here for the taking."
Now Blimely, He was Morris Traveller mad He wanted one from being a lad He found one and took it It was a positive rust bucket Said it was the best car that he ever had
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Post by adamzappel on Jul 19, 2007 20:25:26 GMT
Better and better, Lou.
Just keep 'em coming!
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jul 19, 2007 21:33:11 GMT
Thanks Adam but I think it is someone else's turn
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Post by sitamappants on Jul 20, 2007 8:30:01 GMT
Nuala appears to be sprouting, So the rest of the TOGS are all shouting - 'Really, Miss Bowtitt! Do something about it! It won't go away by just pouting!' Lou got a little impatient To hear Sita's latest creations But, when they arrived, They seemed so contrived That he found them of scant compensation. Poppy, herself was berating Not liking what she was creating - But she knew what to do - Take a big tip from Lou And give them all an X-rating! (Only kidding, Poppy - they're great just as they are! ) Oh, rats - time to work! Anyone else find that work encroaches on good loafing time?!
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 20, 2007 8:44:50 GMT
Brilliant Sita, I'm loving it here Poppy xx
Thank goodness it's Friday thought Dirk This weekend I don't have to work That's where you are mistaken said his wife her fist shaken There's the garden to do and don't shirk
There was a young lady called Tilly put all her cash on a lame racing filly It suprisingly won and she's now gone and done a sex-change and calls herself Willy
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Post by Nuala Bowtitt on Jul 20, 2007 16:14:24 GMT
I am so LOVING all this. Thank you for all the smiles. Must get my limerick head on.
Love Nuala xx
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jul 20, 2007 18:54:09 GMT
A few more, please don't be offended
Twas a worrying time for Dan Glebitz His credits were less than his debits He said, " Now this I don't like" I'll have to get on my bike Just like that old fool Norman Tebbits
A man who answered to Norman Was looking for a job as a doorman The Manager said,"Sorry don't dare" We don't use doormen at Mothercare But I feel sorry for you poor man.
Then there was a Lyn N T Cloth Got covered when someone spilt broth She was put in the wash tub And given a good scrub She came out all covered in froth.
Has anyone here met DawnDonna She was once given up as a gonna But the PMD found her Said, "she's a bit rounder" She keeps putting more weight upon her
If your luck was to have Peter Doubt And you wondered what it was about You could call on Alf Witt Whose a bit of a twit H'ed tell you "BOG OFF" you lout
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Post by sitamappants on Jul 21, 2007 23:13:29 GMT
Heh heh heh heh heh! Must sleep now - keep 'em coming! I'll be back ...
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jul 22, 2007 18:28:20 GMT
One or two more, but once gain no offence intended.
Said Payne N Diaz and Rhea We would like you to all come up here Glasgees the place And if you've got the face There'll be plenty of tea, but no beer.
Sue D Tabloids is what we all cry When they put our faults under the eye It's even worse for a star When she leaves a Dora Jarr And she's having it off with some guy.
Now most of us love Emma Nemms But Trudy Grapevine, she likes gems While young Tiger Lilly Whose a little bit silly Was happy just to play with her Hemms.
A young lady called Nesta Vipers Was washing her very soiled diapers When a dashing young man A fine upstanding Don Juan Said come listen to the Dundee Girl Pipers
Now Iona Fortune my dear Said Dibley to a girl on the pier She said "Tell me for sure What the hecks Murphy Slaw? He said sorry really Ivy Noidea
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Post by Nuala Bowtitt on Jul 22, 2007 19:40:42 GMT
Absolutely brilliant Lou. You've been hiding your light under that bushel again. So good
Love Nuala xx
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jul 22, 2007 20:08:23 GMT
Thank You Nuala, but I won't ever be in your class.
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Post by territalks on Jul 23, 2007 9:24:59 GMT
Hi Nuala Sita Poppy and Lou I am back! Just trying to catch up! While I wa away I found some of my poems so will be posting once again. Loved all the limericks and yes, Lou you have been hiding your light! Love & Hugs to you all TT xxxx
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Post by sitamappants on Jul 23, 2007 11:22:17 GMT
Lou, through the night, comes a striding Clutching his candle so blinding But with barely a push'll Reach under his bushell And you'll see the light he's been hiding ...
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 23, 2007 16:03:40 GMT
There's Nuala, Sita, TT, Lou and me All as busy as could be But they made time to rhyme That's why I am glad that I'm Sitting here as happy as could be
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