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Post by Nuala Bowtitt on Jul 15, 2007 15:16:57 GMT
Meant to say Poppy, welcome and the drinks are on you. Mine's a Canadra Dry ginger ale cos I'm driving.......people demented
Love Nuala x
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Post by territalks on Jul 15, 2007 18:07:13 GMT
HeeHee Poppy Well done. Love TT xxxx
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jul 15, 2007 21:25:08 GMT
Nuala Bowtitt was in need Of a good solid meal, Flu to feed To keep the doctor away She ate an apple a day So that he could'nt plant any seed
Adam Zappel, a hero could be If only he'd eat up his tea He'd have muscles galore If he'd only eat more But he's lazy as lazy can be
Now Terri is such a wee treasure She sits on these boards in her leisure She has only nice things to say About her friends every day I just hope we give her lots of pleasure
A witch who is known as Sita Has an avatar which couldn't be neater She sits on her broom Flying from room to room I just wish that it was a two seater
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 15, 2007 22:59:25 GMT
As a newby I'll get all the booze in And check the front page to see who's in If there's lots of em here I'll make me own beer That's enough for us all to go cruisin'
Cheersh folks ;D
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sitamappants
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Post by sitamappants on Jul 16, 2007 8:55:02 GMT
Love the limericks, folks! And keep the beer flowing! ;D I wish that I could be more sprightly On a Monday, but this is unlikely. My poor little brain Finds the whole thing a strain And explodes in a mess, most unsightly. But if I had a better incentive I know I could be more inventive - I'm sure I could compose Such elegant prose If only the ‘cons’ weren’t preventive. But if I were feeling creative I'd write (without rhyme) superlative. Yet, I'm afraid, it's my crime To write only in rhyme Until prose can be more persuasive. I don't like the word 'preventive' - it sounds wrong! But it fits and scans, and it is a real word, so I'm stuck with it.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jul 16, 2007 14:20:45 GMT
Redders and choppy went drinking Then had vindaloo, I am thinking The word pong comes to mind As they're two of a kind They ended up positively stinking.
A man who answered to Trude Told jokes that were awfully rude Till Helen of Baak Locked him in the dark Saying we'll have a brief interlude
Mad Mary Pridmore and Alan Drank Ruby and Port by the gallon Mad Mary in a mood When they were'nt both stewed Went out and bought a hair salon
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Post by territalks on Jul 16, 2007 17:04:25 GMT
Hi Dear Lou Loved both sets of your Limerics. Made me giggle!! Love TT xxxx
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Post by territalks on Jul 16, 2007 17:05:43 GMT
Sita Yours were good too always enjoy them. Love TT xxxx
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Post by territalks on Jul 16, 2007 17:08:39 GMT
Lou I can't put into words what the TOGs mean to me, if I do I will start to cry. You are a wonderful crowd of people and all I can say is thank you for your on line friendship it means more to me than you will all ever know. Love TT xxxx
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Post by adamzappel on Jul 16, 2007 17:30:50 GMT
Well done, Lou. Great limericks and thanks for making me famous!
I promise to eat more in order to have muscles galore! (What a great idea!!)
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jul 16, 2007 18:37:52 GMT
Well somone did ask for limericks about Togs.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jul 16, 2007 18:54:50 GMT
There is a lady named Helen Who loves to suck on a melon In her Brassiere and thong She spends all day long Wrapping CDs so Daxie can sell em
A young tog by the name of McDumplin Went up to some big lads to thump em But when one lad said BOO And another said SHOO He said I don't like em I'll lump em.
There was a young lad called Boozy Who went out with this redheaded floozy He said "If I have a go" Will the answer be no She replied "In my game one cannot be choosy"
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Post by territalks on Jul 16, 2007 19:42:16 GMT
Hi Lou Another fun filled se of Limerics!!! Thanks so much Love TT xxxx
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Post by Nuala Bowtitt on Jul 16, 2007 19:44:49 GMT
Absolutely brilliant...ALL of you. Just what I needed. Here's my pathetic little effort today.
An itinerant artist called Wayne dropped his palette and brush in the Seine. As quick as a wink Before they could sink He jumped in and grabbed them again.
An ex Pom who lived in Australia Had unusually large genitalia In the street once, he fudged When he flashed at a judge Who said “ Do that again and I’ll jail you!”
In a strip joint, a punter called Basil Was watching a girl twirl her tassel With one mighty zoom It flew right round the room Landing smack in his pint of Newcastle
From a whorehouse way out in Nevada Came a voice yelling “ Please push it harder” What are YOU smiling for It was only the door Cos the cook had got shut in the larder
Love Nuala xx
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Post by adamzappel on Jul 16, 2007 20:20:11 GMT
Wonderful, Nuala. You really take the carrot!!
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Post by Nuala Bowtitt on Jul 16, 2007 20:51:04 GMT
That's really swede of you Adam. You think I could be a sprouting poet ??
Love Nuala xxx
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 17, 2007 9:46:26 GMT
There was a bored housewife called Elaine 'I'm so fed up' was her constant refrain She went on a course And studied with force And ran off with the tutor called Shane
There was an old farm horse called Jack He was worried 'cos he had a bad back The farmer said 'you're crackers I can't send you to the knackers You don't give your old mates the sack'
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Post by territalks on Jul 17, 2007 17:38:05 GMT
Hi Nuala Brilliant limericks loved them just what I needed too today! Love & Hugs TT xxxx
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Post by territalks on Jul 17, 2007 17:40:01 GMT
Hi Poppy Very good too made me giggle. Love TT xxxx
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jul 17, 2007 19:14:59 GMT
OUR NIGHT AT THIRSK
Now Ava yould better beware When you mess around with Lou's hair It's not very wise Cause he might get a rise Be careful what you're doing down there.
When Ricky said to Jo King I think we should have us a fling Jo King said to Ricky You're taking the mickey We're not going to do anything
Janglers and Yorkie were thrusting Almost to the point of them busting They were sat either side Reaching out far and wide With a cloth they could have been dusting
The there was Iffy the dipstick who gave all the women a hipflick He hugged and he kissed Not one female he missed Till he had to use Ava's new lipstick
MORE TO FOLLOW No offence intended to anyone.
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