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Post by adamzappel on Jul 3, 2007 20:18:45 GMT
You're next Adam....... xxx Ha!! I laugh in your face, Miss Bo Peep Bowtitt!! You'll be lucky to get beyond "apple" and "dapple" We Zappels are quite a challenge, don't y'know?
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Post by Nuala Bowtitt on Jul 3, 2007 20:21:22 GMT
A nobleman dubbed Adam Zappel Was praying to God in a chapel 'Dear God, rescue me From this beat up PC. I'm trading it in for an Apple' Boom boom!!
Love Nuala
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Post by adamzappel on Jul 3, 2007 20:25:34 GMT
OK Nuala, I admit defeat.
You are the best but then I am biased.
Adam XX
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Post by Nuala Bowtitt on Jul 3, 2007 20:27:43 GMT
A titillating temptress called Terri Met a French man one night on a ferry She gave him no chance To say 'Viva la France' Before dragging him off to make merry
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Post by Nuala Bowtitt on Jul 3, 2007 20:32:57 GMT
You're next Adam....... xxx Ha!! I laugh in your face, Miss Bo Peep Bowtitt!! You'll be lucky to get beyond "apple" and "dapple" We Zappels are quite a challenge, don't y'know? I always did love a challenge.
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Post by territalks on Jul 3, 2007 20:51:17 GMT
Hi Nuala Thanks so much for the limerick I LOVED IT!!!! Well done on the TOGfather Mr Sturbs, you are the hostess with the mostess and of course Adam's was great too! Love & Hugs TT xxxx
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Post by adamzappel on Jul 4, 2007 6:53:29 GMT
Terri, you deserve another one. (sadly not up to Nuala's standard)
A socialite lady named Terri Went over to France on the Ferry She left Calais docks Invested in Chocs And now she's got French Beri-Beri
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Post by Nuala Bowtitt on Jul 4, 2007 7:30:08 GMT
Wonderful Adam. You've had hidden talents in the poetry field all this time. Where's mine ? Not too difficult for you...surely ?? I'm throwing down the gauntlet
Love Nuala xx
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Post by adamzappel on Jul 4, 2007 7:39:50 GMT
Wonderful Adam. You've had hidden talents in the poetry field all this time. Where's mine ? Not too difficult for you...surely ?? I'm throwing down the gauntlet Love Nuala xx I've been a bit nervous about rhyming with Bowtitt!
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Post by adamzappel on Jul 4, 2007 7:47:23 GMT
A poet and writer named Nuala Was craving to own a Koala She flew down to Oz (To buy one, of coz) It's now in Nuala's front Parlour How's that?
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Post by sitamappants on Jul 4, 2007 8:12:43 GMT
Brilliant! ;D
Loving all of these limericks! Now I've got to have a go ...
Um ... Oh bum! The boss' missus has just arrived! I'll do them later!
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Post by territalks on Jul 4, 2007 12:59:33 GMT
Hi Adam Thanks for my limerick made me smile, well done on Nualas you are indeed clever, as Nuala says hidden talents indeed!! Love TT xxxx
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Post by Norma Leigh Lucid on Jul 4, 2007 16:15:51 GMT
For limericks please see dear Boozy Has a way with words, he's not choosy His posts full of wit His rhymes are a hit He's hoping to catch him a floozy
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Post by Nuala Bowtitt on Jul 4, 2007 17:32:15 GMT
A poet and writer named Nuala Was craving to own a Koala She flew down to Oz (To buy one, of coz) It's now in Nuala's front Parlour How's that? Adam! I LOVE it.....clever clogs. get a load of these. Busy at work today so not many. I'll tell you a tale of Miss Bowtitt The law? She'd occasionally flout it Her black underwear Would be left on the chair And she'd run round the garden without it!!! A wanton young waif called TT Met a well-trousered Prussian for tea Her passions ran high But the look in his eye Warned her off even touching his knee. A travelling salesgirl was miffed Her direction was always adrift Her friend, Adam Zappel Said " I think a map'll Be right up her street as a gift! " A nubile young woman named Terri Bought some fruit at a market in Derry. She hinted at Zappel " You MAY get an apple No way are you getting my cherry! " While on a zoo trip, our Nuala Won an unusual prize in a gala. She said to the crew " I'd prefer a gnu But I'm ending up with an impala. " Over to you Zappel.... Come on Sita..... Love Nuala xxx
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Post by territalks on Jul 4, 2007 18:00:56 GMT
Hi Nuala Brilliant!! Loved them all!! Love & Hugs TT xxxx
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Post by Lou Briccant on Jul 4, 2007 19:05:17 GMT
A man by the name of Mick Sturbs Had a habit of tripping on Kerbs He was sniffing a rose When a bus passed too close So now he grows nothing but herbs
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Post by adamzappel on Jul 4, 2007 19:06:18 GMT
All brilliant, Nuala. I think I'll retire though - I know when I'm beaten! How many could you produce if you weren't busy, I wonder?
Thank you for the apple, Terri!!
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Post by Nuala Bowtitt on Jul 4, 2007 19:29:19 GMT
All brilliant, Nuala. I think I'll retire though - I know when I'm beaten! How many could you produce if you weren't busy, I wonder? Thank you for the apple, Terri!! But you'd rather have had a cherry ? Don't retire.....I have to have someone to duel with But we deserve a break now and Lou looks like a likely candidate to fill the gap ably abetted by Norma and Sita. Watch this space. Love Nuala xx
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Post by sitamappants on Jul 5, 2007 12:14:29 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]Oh! [/glow] My mind's gone blank and Nuala's are too good! Miss Bowtitt, your rhymes are too witty! I can't string the words of a ditty To respond to your rambles - Oh, aren't I a shambles? The result is far from being pretty. A pretty young lassie called Terri Was crossing the sea on a ferry But when she disembarked Her card had been marked (Which she blamed on the cider and perry). The cheeky young man, Adam Zappel, Once asked 'Do you think that this chap'll Stand any chance Of a lasting romance? Or at least of a grope and a grapple?' Sorry - they're not as good as Nuala's! But I've got Tony singing 'He's got a ferret sticking up his nose' and humming the French national anthem in my ears, so I'm off form. Well, that's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it!!!!!
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Post by adamzappel on Jul 5, 2007 12:32:45 GMT
Brilliant, Sita, and it's good to be credited with more action than I've seen in years (allegedly)
Tony sounds annoying helpful. Would he be our erstwhile prime minister?
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