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Post by territalks on Jul 5, 2007 12:52:22 GMT
Thank you Sita Loved the limerick! Adam I can bring you an apple if you are going to the Convention this year! Love TT xxxx
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Post by adamzappel on Jul 5, 2007 12:54:27 GMT
Thank you Sita Loved the limerick! Adam I can bring you an apple if you are going to the Convention this year! Love TT xxxx Wot, no cherry? Sadly PMZ and I can't make it this year.
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Post by territalks on Jul 5, 2007 13:04:44 GMT
Oh Adam What a shame. Well yes I could have brought some cherries as well! Love TT xxxx
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Post by Nuala Bowtitt on Jul 7, 2007 9:09:29 GMT
Hi Folks. Good morning. Perhaps this should be Saturday Morning Limerick ??
A soldier on furlough last year Pulled a blonde who said this in his ear " Put your hand up this frock, You'll get more than a shock 'Cause I'm not all that I would appear!"
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Post by adamzappel on Jul 7, 2007 9:56:34 GMT
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Post by territalks on Jul 7, 2007 14:24:04 GMT
Hee hee Nuala Brilliant!!!! Love TT xxxx
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Post by Nuala Bowtitt on Jul 7, 2007 15:34:29 GMT
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Post by sitamappants on Jul 9, 2007 8:13:32 GMT
A soldier on furlough last year Pulled a blonde who said this in his ear " Put your hand up this frock, You'll get more than a shock 'Cause I'm not all that I would appear!" Hah hah hah hah!!!! Nuala, I LOVE it!
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Post by sitamappants on Jul 9, 2007 9:53:53 GMT
(One for the gents)
Although I could linger for hours, Admiring the trees and the flowers, If my ticker were stronger I'd linger much longer And watch while sweet young April showers.
Adam; Tony isn't the newly-departed PM (more's the pity!) - he's a mad, bearded, train-spotting, Classic fm buff who is prone to outbursts of Goon/Round the Horne/Monty Python/Goodies sketches! His favourite swear word is 'Nadgipoos!' and he can often be found discussing the noises made by Grindlefuttocks. He's incredibly annoying ... er ... 'helpful', but also great fun! When you're not trying to think of a suitable rhyme!!!! ;D
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Post by adamzappel on Jul 9, 2007 12:38:37 GMT
Sorry Sita, I have to correct you; the correct expression is "Gruntfuttocks."
I have a strong feeling that Tony and I would get on, but I think the answer, as almost always, lies in the soil.
Tell him not to forget The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler (of Bexhill on Sea)
But then again, No one expects the Spanish Inquisition, do they?
Sorry to hear about the Goodies, by the way.
PS. Love the Limerick. I remember April showers. I wish they'd stop now.
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Post by scoo on Jul 10, 2007 16:21:02 GMT
A Tog by the name of Mick Sturbs Spent his time writing J & J blurbs He mixed parsley & thyme while writing in rhyme And planted a garden of herbs
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Post by Nuala Bowtitt on Jul 10, 2007 17:00:56 GMT
That's terrific Scoo! More please. x
What a liberty! Work actually interfered with the limericks today
A hedonist Prussian called Adam In a hen house, instructed the Madam “ It’s Important, I feel, That a girl’s boobs are real So DON’T give me someone who’d pad ‘em
Please note. All similarities to anyone living are purely coincidental.
Said astute undertaker, John Sykes, Bent on making some cash and the likes, “ If I planted each bod Upside down in the sod, I could charge folks for parking their bikes”
Said a cannibal chief through pursed lips, “ I do NOT like that missionary, Phipps!” “ Leave him” said his mate “On the side of your plate And carry on eating your chips.”
Loved the limericks, Sita. More please.
Love Nuala xx ;D ;D
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Post by adamzappel on Jul 10, 2007 18:50:41 GMT
A hedonist Prussian called Adam In a hen house, instructed the Madam “ It’s Important, I feel, That a girl’s boobs are real So DON’T give me someone who’d pad ‘em Please note. All similarities to anyone living are purely intentional. Right, Ms Bowtitt, my people will be in touch with your people!! See you in court!! Yours aye, Adam (I didn't touch her chesticles) Zappel
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Post by Nuala Bowtitt on Jul 10, 2007 18:55:47 GMT
Ok Mr Zappel. You're on but don't forget the raquets and the lemon barley water.......
Love Ms Bowtitt ( but YOU can call me Nuala....Mwahh)
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Post by sitamappants on Jul 11, 2007 7:33:50 GMT
Sorry Sita, I have to correct you; the correct expression is "Gruntfuttocks." I know - he whittles on about them too! I rather think that he's made up the Grindlefuttocks - he reckons that they make a more high-pitched noise than the Gruntfuttocks. But then, I wrote a short story about Nibbledong the Musical Spinner of Upper Widpom on the Isle of Smee, so I can't really talk about made up words, can I?!!! I'll work on the limericks this morning (if I don't get interrupted by patients. They're most inconsiderate - they keep turning up for appointments! How rude!).
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Post by territalks on Jul 11, 2007 7:50:00 GMT
Hi Nuala Loved them Brilliant. Love & Hugs TT xxxx
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Post by territalks on Jul 11, 2007 7:50:59 GMT
Hi Scoo Well done to you to! Loved it! Love TT xxxx
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 15, 2007 11:54:37 GMT
There was an old skiffle singer Played his music with only one finger He broke his washboard Whilst playing the lost chord And substituted it with a wringer
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Post by Nuala Bowtitt on Jul 15, 2007 12:10:31 GMT
Great stuff Poppy. The 'ON' button is the limerick part of my brain has been stuck but I can hear it revving up....
Love Nuala x
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Post by poppycorn on Jul 15, 2007 12:30:52 GMT
Great stuff Poppy. The 'ON' button is the limerick part of my brain has been stuck but I can hear it revving up.... Love Nuala x Thanks Nuala, it is great fun ;D Poppyxx
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