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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 16, 2008 0:20:57 GMT
March 16th 2008 Three Birthdays Today
BOBSHRUNKLE made a DAISY chain Whille waiting for the mid-day train He was going to the town to buy Some chips to use up his CRISPIN DRY But alas, He sat there , waiting in vain.
Happy Birthday to you all. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 17, 2008 12:47:57 GMT
March 17 th 2008 Four Birthdays Today.
DAVROS O'HIGGINS CELTIC DALEK on his honeymoon Was heard to say to his' friend GLO I think I've wed too soon On our first night, when we got into bed That MON said, "Do you think I should turn round instead Cause YLANASGRANNY told me, Never do it facing the moon."
Happy Birthday to you all. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 18, 2008 15:42:14 GMT
March 18 th 2008 Six Birthdays Today
LINDA,SURVIVER at the BARRY R REEF Told PIERS O'NANONM-GRATA about her grief QUERCUS however, all of a sudden Decided to go home and make some PEASEPUDDING Saying, It's like CHELLINPEAS, but a little less brief. (phew)
Happy Birthday to you all Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 19, 2008 15:42:11 GMT
March 19th 2008 Thr4ee Birthdays Today.
BBEAR3 shouted, Hey JESTER MINUTE I think that I've just heard a linnet It was over there in that hedgerow But no, it can't be, I can see a bow It must be HER HOLY GORGEOUSNESS innit.
Happy Birthday to you all. Lou
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 20, 2008 10:57:38 GMT
March 20th 2008 Two Birthdays Today.
VIETTAFF was sitting just watching Corrie When all of a sudden, a voice said sorry Looking up what a big surprise There in the room, a shock to the eyes, A big 18 wheeler JACK KNIFEDLORRY.
Happy Birthday to you both. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 22, 2008 20:52:00 GMT
March 21st 2008 Three Birthdays (Sorry for being a day late with this.)
GRUMPY GIT01 came out of the blue And said, "Look I'm chosen, just one of the few A voice from the back said, "You're just a cracker In fact you're as mad as that daft OLD SLACKER" And NUTTY COW from London said "Moo.
Happy Belated Birthday to you all Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 22, 2008 20:55:43 GMT
March 22nd. 2008 Two Birthdays Tday.
A tog by the name of MILES PLATTING Sat at home all day just matting But he put his matting in storage When while eating his porridge Found the TOGGY boards were good for chatting.
Happy Birthday to you both. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 23, 2008 12:10:17 GMT
March 23rd. 2008 Three Birthdays Today.
JANE,MC in the concert room Announced that NIC had a witches broom While CLIVE a personage of some renown Said, "A peg or two, we should take her down" But she vanished from sight in a flash and a zoom.
Happy Birthday to you all. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 24, 2008 10:02:20 GMT
March 24th 2008 Four Birthdays Today
LILY LIVERED Boy, what a belter, Met JEANGALBELLS an iron smelter To go to the market and have a barter With an old Tog, whose an ORSON CARTER His name for the record is RIGGYWELTER
Happy Birthday to you all. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 25, 2008 10:08:52 GMT
March 25th 2008 Five Birthdays Today.
TORTOISESHELL set off the alarm BITTYMATRIARCH said, "Stay very calm." But MAUR47SMIT Told GRUMBLEDOOK "I could spit, Cause it's down to that RUFUS A BAUBLESBAUM
Happy Birthday to you all. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 26, 2008 22:08:58 GMT
March 26th 2008 Six Birthdays today.
DIABLO @ GERRARDHILL 50 Thought SPARTAN the NEWSBOY was nifty He told TAFFY699 That everything was fine But SPARTAN117 was shifty.
Happy Birthday to you all. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 27, 2008 16:54:05 GMT
March 27th 2008 Two Birthdays today.
TANSY WHITE-BITS was her name That special lady of Toggy fame Thought I'll get some meat and stew it And fix the tap, noooo BOBBLEDOIT I should'nt work when I'm a dame
Happy Birthday to you both, Lou
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 28, 2008 13:43:41 GMT
March 28th. Two Birthdays Today.
A new young limb called FRANGIPANI Decided to have a sausage sarnie However DANIEL D. INNIT said If you eat that, you're sure to see red Because it's a pepperani
Happy Birthday to you both. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 29, 2008 10:56:40 GMT
March 29th 2008 One Birthday Today.
"Will all you Togs come round to tea," Asked young limb XTINE293 Cause I'm just sitting here alone Drinking this tea on my own, O m g Iv'e had a wee.
Happy Birthday to you. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 30, 2008 9:17:14 GMT
March 30th 2008 One Birthday Today.
There was a young limb, who went daily, Down the road to the Old Bailey, To watch the prisoners come before, The Beak, who made our young limb roar. The name of course was RICHARDSTRALEY
Happy Birthday to You. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 31, 2008 19:26:49 GMT
March 31st. 2008 Three Birthdays Today.
It was a case of DEATHANDFOXES All wrapped up in little boxes KEZIA, Who lived in Devon Went to see COLEMAN47 But he slipped and hurt his coxis
ISLA VADUBBLE a Tog from Wigan Went on holiday to Newbiggin Joined a Tall Ship as a skivvy Walked the deck to find the privvy And got her foot caught in the rigging
Nearly missed you Isla. Happy Birthday to you all Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Mar 31, 2008 20:22:42 GMT
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
If you read these and you would like your name in one, will you please add the day and month of your birthday to your profile, I don't need to know the year if you are too shy to show it. Thank You Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Apr 1, 2008 18:26:59 GMT
April 1st 2008Seven Birthdays Today, phew!!!
CHUFFER DANDRIDGE and IAN FLAGRANTE went out playing fiddle GHOST said, "Can I come along, I'll stand here in the middle." JOCLEM2003 said, "You could do with just one more I'll come and join you, when I've opened up this door." And JUANTHOUSAND saw AKNONYMOUSE having a JIMMY RIDDLE.
Happy Birthday to you all. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Apr 2, 2008 12:53:18 GMT
April 2nd. 2008 Three BirthdaYs Today.
When HARRY N12 tore his' waterproof cape He went down to the shop, to get some CILLA TAPE And there on the corner, under a light, Stood a truly, wonderous, remarkable sight. It was mod IVY NOIDEA, with her mouth all agape.
Happy Birthday to you all. Lou.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Apr 4, 2008 12:27:14 GMT
April 3rd. 2008 No Birthdays today. April 4th. 2008 Three Birthdays Today.
Our young friend name of NAT WEST A tog who stands head high with the rest. As a student, he's no duffer-er Like KILMINSTER, SILVERSUFFERER Cause at games, he is one of the best.
Happy Birthday to you all. Lou.
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