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Post by Beau Leggs on Dec 12, 2005 16:56:57 GMT
..Beau 'U-Boat' Leggs runs down the wing, shouting for the ball when....
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Post by iancontinent on Dec 12, 2005 17:08:29 GMT
Ian "tena pad" Continence notices that Iffy isn't taking the game seriously and is chatting up the pom-pom dancer, namely one WW...
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Post by nobbinthenob on Dec 12, 2005 17:26:13 GMT
..Who gives him a good smack up the kisser.....Iffy rolls backwards and, legs flailing, manages to kick the ball to Nobbin who, after laughing at said affair, misses the ball completely as he runs and hides from WW. meanwhile the ball shoots through the players' legs and lands neatly...........
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Post by Mike L.Iff on Dec 12, 2005 18:16:22 GMT
on Chopper's penalty spot [which he was going to have lanced next week] just as the ball came to rest....
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Post by Peter Doubt on Dec 12, 2005 18:21:48 GMT
P.D. picked it up, polished it and replaced it on the pink spot whereby......................
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Post by iancontinent on Dec 12, 2005 19:59:45 GMT
this gobby oik called William Webb Ellis picks it up and tries to run the length of the field. The referee on spooting this blows his whistle and sends the offender off for handball. Thus preventing rugby from being "invented".
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Post by Anne Tique on Dec 12, 2005 20:53:42 GMT
The television replay vindicates Webb Ellis, who goes on to write a book exposing rugby discrimination in the soccer world.
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Post by Peter Doubt on Dec 12, 2005 20:58:52 GMT
Soccer...........who mentioned soccer? I thought it was foopball.
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Post by Anne Tique on Dec 12, 2005 21:05:37 GMT
Soccer...........who mentioned soccer? I thought it was foopball. I've been talking to too many Yanks.
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Post by Peter Doubt on Dec 12, 2005 21:09:33 GMT
The quarter time whistle blows and the orange segments are handed out, followed by the pink segments, ending up with the beige ones then.................................................
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Post by iancontinent on Dec 12, 2005 21:14:45 GMT
nobbin realises that he hasn't got a single question right, stops playing trivial pursuit and throws the ball in for...
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Post by Peter Doubt on Dec 12, 2005 21:16:32 GMT
the hell of it, but in his haste he didn't see.........................
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Post by bones2112 on Dec 13, 2005 6:19:34 GMT
and runs straight into Peter and knocks him flat out
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Post by smiffy on Dec 13, 2005 6:51:02 GMT
On rushes Candy with the bucket and sponge to bring Peter round, en route she
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Post by bones2112 on Dec 13, 2005 7:14:26 GMT
see's smiffy and has a real good natter
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Post by Beau Leggs on Dec 13, 2005 10:57:50 GMT
Soccer...........who mentioned soccer? I thought it was foopball. I've been talking to too many Yanks. They sure are.
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Post by Beau Leggs on Dec 13, 2005 11:01:30 GMT
Meanwhile ol' U-Boat Leggs has made it into the oppositions half, without the aid of a taxi, and has collected the ball and a couple of wristwatches. The ball is exquisitely lobbed over to the right wing for....
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Post by Peter Doubt on Dec 13, 2005 12:08:13 GMT
a small fee, landing at the feet of Nobbin who proceeded to....................
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Post by smiffy on Dec 13, 2005 12:12:00 GMT
jump up and down in anger because
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Post by Beau Leggs on Dec 13, 2005 13:24:08 GMT
...he had put his fitba' boots on the wrong feet. To make matters worse...
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