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Post by bones2112 on Dec 13, 2005 16:27:40 GMT
the ball has gone flat
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Post by Mike L.Iff on Dec 13, 2005 17:50:10 GMT
So Iffy,using his considerable brain power,picks up the deflated ball and throws it,frisby style at ...
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Post by Alf Witt on Dec 13, 2005 19:48:18 GMT
Choppy.. who thinks its a Barmcake and eats it... But..all is not lost.. Nobbin having lost one ball, produces another one... takes a step back, and throws it in from the touchline. The new ball lands at the feet of...
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Post by Peter Doubt on Dec 13, 2005 21:14:32 GMT
P.D. who soon has the crowd gasping, groaning then finally leaving with an astonishing display of keepy-uppy before sliding it into the path of.................
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Post by smiffy on Dec 14, 2005 5:18:58 GMT
A steam roller. Nobbin produces another ball, (where does he keep them all?) and throws it in from the corner, everyone is waiting, they all leap into the air, the ball is won by.....
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Post by bones2112 on Dec 14, 2005 7:13:28 GMT
bones, who then decided to dribble her way towards.........
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Post by iancontinent on Dec 14, 2005 10:08:42 GMT
...the tissue box. In comes Leggsy with a sliding tackle and comes away with the ball....
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Post by Beau Leggs on Dec 14, 2005 11:31:08 GMT
...and bones' foot. 'Aw Ref, it was a fair tackle', protest the nippy little winger.
The Referee decides that Beau had not committed a foul, after collecting a crisp white fiver.
Leggs takes the ball and races down the wing unitll....
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Post by iancontinent on Dec 14, 2005 11:51:52 GMT
he spots a shiny penny on the grass and stoops to pick it up. Unfortunately Iffy was charging after him and failed to notice...
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Post by Mike L.Iff on Dec 14, 2005 11:59:31 GMT
..that Leggsy had bent down to pick up the coin,there followed an almight crash as the athletic Iffy attempted to kick the ball only to make contact with Beau's....
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Post by Beau Leggs on Dec 14, 2005 12:21:02 GMT
...portable thermonuclear device. Iffy is shot by the police as a terrorist, while having his credit card charged for one thermonuclear device.
Beau collects the 1933 penny and locks it in his security box at his local branch of Swiss War Gold Bank. then proceeds to the by-line and lobs an inch perfect cross to...
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Post by Peter Doubt on Dec 14, 2005 13:14:15 GMT
P.D. who erects the cross and proceeds to nail the referee to it. Meanwhile back on the pitch........
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Post by nobbinthenob on Dec 14, 2005 17:16:13 GMT
Nobbin stands there scratching his head, wondering where the hell the ball got to. As if by magic, smiffy appears charging down the left wing, shouting...........
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Post by spookychoppy on Dec 14, 2005 17:24:03 GMT
..."Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrge" This makes stocky kick the ball over to Alk who trips over a lawn mower being ridden by Iffy. The ref blows his whistle becasue.......
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Post by nobbinthenob on Dec 14, 2005 20:06:05 GMT
..he just reached a climax......of his whistle blowing career, and now wants to pass the job onto Obe, who immediately responds with the words........
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Post by Redders on Dec 14, 2005 20:41:21 GMT
..he just reached a climax......of his whistle blowing career, and now wants to pass the job onto Obe, who immediately responds with the words........ "Olé Olá..............I'm from Basingstoke", which does'nt have the same ring to it as that Manuel fellah in Faulty Towers..............
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Post by Anne Tique on Dec 14, 2005 20:44:49 GMT
..he just reached a climax......of his whistle blowing career, and now wants to pass the job onto Obe, who immediately responds with the words........ "Olé Olá..............I'm from Basingstoke", which does'nt have the same ring to it as that Manuel fellah in Faulty Towers.............. but he scores nevertheless - and then decides to play football.
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Post by smiffy on Dec 15, 2005 3:30:13 GMT
"Olé Olá..............I'm from Basingstoke", which does'nt have the same ring to it as that Manuel fellah in Faulty Towers.............. but he scores nevertheless - and then decides to play football. But first, Obe decides to open a nice bottle of vino, all the players gather round for a glass. They forget smiffy is not an alcafrol drinker, and while they are busy, she picks up the ball, and runs as fast as her long, lean, tanned legs will carry her, and deposits the ball in the goal! The crowd cheers, Obe raises his glass and
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Post by bones2112 on Dec 15, 2005 6:56:15 GMT
and smiffy scores a blinder, wayyyyyyyyyyyyy hayyyyyyyyyyyyyy, that makes it 6-1
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Post by nobbinthenob on Dec 15, 2005 21:46:53 GMT
But it's just a great pity that they have lost a point cos it's not Australian or American foopball......but ENGLISH foopball..and you're not allowed to touch the ball. So, Nobbin grabs the ball off smiffy and throws it into the crowd of people all enjoying a glass of wine, and the ball lands on.....
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