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Post by nobbinthenob on Dec 11, 2005 7:41:13 GMT
Kicks off.....passes the ball directly to..........
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Post by smiffy on Dec 11, 2005 9:03:51 GMT
Smiffy, who then throws it to....
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Post by jezticulate on Dec 11, 2005 10:43:20 GMT
Smiffy, who then throws it to.... Blows whistle!!,Smiffy handballed,free kick to......
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Post by Alf Witt on Dec 11, 2005 11:23:54 GMT
Smiffy, who then throws it to.... Blows whistle!!,Smiffy handballed,free kick to...... Alf... Alf lines up, and delivers enormous size 10 punt to Nobbin's ball, sending it up in the stands...
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Post by nobbinthenob on Dec 11, 2005 11:35:52 GMT
Fights crowd and rescues ball, Takes a throw from the sidelines and throws to.....
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Post by iancontinent on Dec 11, 2005 14:10:47 GMT
Luther Plot who passes it to Pull T Other who crosses it to Prof. Phil Actic who heads the ball to Alby Bach who deflects it into the path of Beau Nydol who sidefoots it to Roland Butter who taps it back to Ian Continent who shoots the ball goalwards where.....
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Post by Anne Tique on Dec 11, 2005 16:19:43 GMT
where......
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Post by nobbinthenob on Dec 11, 2005 16:42:04 GMT
Nobbin dives to the left in spectacular motion...and misses..cos the ball went the other way.......oh noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Mike L.Iff on Dec 11, 2005 17:25:02 GMT
Nobbin dives to the left in spectacular motion...and misses..cos the ball went the other way.......oh noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Another game you're not so hot on then Nobbin?
Puts ball on centre spot and taps it left to Alf who...
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Post by iancontinent on Dec 11, 2005 17:28:51 GMT
is standing on the the touchline chatting up the pie seller...
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Post by Alf Witt on Dec 11, 2005 18:16:35 GMT
is standing on the the touchline chatting up the pie seller...
[/color][/center][/b][/quote] notices just in time and dribbles past seven defenders before he realises he's forgotten the ball, which has been nicked by the pie seller, who's really an opposition player... punts it in opposite direction, straight towards Obe... who
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Post by Mike L.Iff on Dec 11, 2005 18:53:10 GMT
is standing on the the touchline chatting up the pie seller...
[/color][/center][/b][/quote] notices just in time and dribbles past seven defenders before he realises he's forgotten the ball, which has been nicked by the pie seller, who's really an opposition player... punts it in opposite direction, straight towards Obe... who[/quote] for some strange reason is dressed like a Spanish waiter,he kicks the ball to shouts of *OLE* by the crowd,he turns and bows to them and...
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Post by Anne Tique on Dec 11, 2005 18:59:40 GMT
notices just in time and dribbles past seven defenders before he realises he's forgotten the ball, which has been nicked by the pie seller, who's really an opposition player... punts it in opposite direction, straight towards Obe... who for some strange reason is dressed like a Spanish waiter,he kicks the ball to shouts of *OLE* by the crowd,he turns and bows to them and...makes love to the three most beautiful women in the crowd while still retaining possession, before lobbing the ball onto the head of .......
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Post by iancontinent on Dec 11, 2005 19:01:26 GMT
...a passing cow, thus proving how blind he really is and that he has actually just made love to three traffic cones. Meanwhile, the cow heads the ball to ...
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Post by smiffy on Dec 12, 2005 3:46:12 GMT
...a passing cow, thus proving how blind he really is and that he has actually just made love to three traffic cones. Meanwhile, the cow heads the ball to ...
[/color][/center][/b][/quote] Smiffy! Who this time remembers what the game is, and takes aim at the goal, shoots and scores! Refraining from running round the pitch in a mad celebratory dance with shirt over head, she just takes a bow! The score is
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Post by bones2112 on Dec 12, 2005 6:50:16 GMT
1-3
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Post by iancontinent on Dec 12, 2005 9:49:14 GMT
...as Smiffy actually scored in the wrong goal. Excellently taken, but the wrong way. Never mind. Ian places the ball in the middle and taps it to...
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Post by bones2112 on Dec 12, 2005 10:23:07 GMT
4-0 (og) smiffy
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Post by smiffy on Dec 12, 2005 10:50:18 GMT
someone other than smiffy.....
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Post by bones2112 on Dec 12, 2005 13:51:06 GMT
bones waiting on the side lines with bucket of water and a sponge and a bottle of slones for any injuries .
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