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Post by iancontinent on Dec 16, 2005 8:56:46 GMT
Ivy, who was posing for some pictures to go in Choppy's calendar....
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Post by bones2112 on Dec 16, 2005 10:18:39 GMT
then heads the ball back to Beau who then........
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Post by Mike L.Iff on Dec 16, 2005 12:32:53 GMT
then heads the ball back to Beau who then........ ..tries to do some fancy footwork but in his excitement he trips himself up and lands on top of....
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Post by Beau Leggs on Dec 16, 2005 15:18:26 GMT
...the elephant in the fridge.
Beau gets the elephant out and joins Scotland's World Cup Elephant Polo team on the other side of the pitch, narrowly avoiding...
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Post by bones2112 on Dec 16, 2005 16:20:00 GMT
nobbin who is on top of the elephant with a long........
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Post by Anne Tique on Dec 17, 2005 22:31:15 GMT
..boring story about what he did in the pub last night, when suddenly...
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Post by nobbinthenob on Dec 17, 2005 23:27:40 GMT
..boring story about what he did in the pub last night, when suddenly... He gets the urge to ring Obe at 2 in the morning, just to find out if he is asleep, after which, he kicks Leggesy accidentally, cos he thinks it's the ball. Luckily, where there's no snese there's no feeling, so Nobbin kicks the ball instead. leaving leggesy standing there in a gormless daze (which is quite common for him), and the ball shoots straight through smiffy's legs, straight through Bones's legs and into the goal............
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Post by smiffy on Dec 18, 2005 5:01:13 GMT
Where its declared off-side. As know one can understand the offside rule no one gives a dam. The match continues with Beau getting the ball and...
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Post by bones2112 on Dec 18, 2005 6:59:30 GMT
and bones grabbing ball of Beau, now wondering around the pitch in a dazed state as what to do with it and then decides to .....
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Post by Mike L.Iff on Dec 18, 2005 10:00:55 GMT
..go to the shops for a packet of pork scratchings as he is feeling peckish,while in the shop he sees Choppers who is trying to buy a whistle so that he can take over as referee for the rest of the foopball match but when the two get to the checkout they decide they've had enough of the game and decide to go to the pub instead where they.....
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Post by nobbinthenob on Dec 18, 2005 10:07:25 GMT
...are shocked and amazed to find that the rest of the scallywags from the stupid foopball match are already knocking back the beers - except for Smiffy, who is drinking dandelion tea - they join the others and pass the afternoon away having a jolly old time. Unfortunately, halfway through the afternoon, smiffy suddenly says "How am I going to get back to Oz? I missed my plane flight!" The others all look to Obe for an answer, who replies...
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Post by smiffy on Dec 19, 2005 9:17:43 GMT
Dont worry smiffy! I am your night in shinning armour! I will save the day! Jump on my
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Post by bones2112 on Dec 19, 2005 12:33:19 GMT
back and I will take you to dinner, off they go and then bump into....................
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Post by Mike L.Iff on Dec 19, 2005 17:48:52 GMT
back and I will take you to dinner, off they go and then bump into.................... .....an enormous moo cow who was supposed to be the main course but she had broken out of the slaughterhouse and was in no mood to be sociable.Daisy,[that was the moo cow's name] clawed at the ground and put her head down as if she was going to............
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Post by bones2112 on Dec 20, 2005 6:58:27 GMT
throw up at the thought of nobbin and Iffy takeing her to the market, but on the way to the market they are stopped by Beau and he then ask's for a deal on the moo cow for some magic beans..................
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Post by Beau Leggs on Dec 23, 2005 12:05:50 GMT
throw up at the thought of nobbin and Iffy takeing her to the market, but on the way to the market they are stopped by Beau and he then ask's for a deal on the moo cow for some magic beans.................. ..Nobbin will only take the magic beans if they are covered in tomato sauce and placed upon a piece of toast. Beau then sells the cow to McDonalds'. On the way back from the bank Beau see the the foopball has been left. He runs (?) upto it and starts dribbling past....
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Post by Sharon Sharealike on Dec 23, 2005 13:01:27 GMT
throw up at the thought of nobbin and Iffy takeing her to the market, but on the way to the market they are stopped by Beau and he then ask's for a deal on the moo cow for some magic beans.................. ..Nobbin will only take the magic beans if they are covered in tomato sauce and placed upon a piece of toast. Beau then sells the cow to McDonalds'. On the way back from the bank Beau see the the foopball has been left. He runs (?) upto it and starts dribbling past.... The new Southampton manager and wonders how he has got another football managers job when he has had to leave the last two positions for allegedly sleeping with all the footballers wives! He then heads the ball over to.......
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Post by Mike L.Iff on Dec 23, 2005 15:45:03 GMT
..Nobbin will only take the magic beans if they are covered in tomato sauce and placed upon a piece of toast. Beau then sells the cow to McDonalds'. On the way back from the bank Beau see the the foopball has been left. He runs (?) upto it and starts dribbling past.... The new Southampton manager and wonders how he has got another football managers job when he has had to leave the last two positions for allegedly sleeping with all the footballers wives! He then heads the ball over to....... ..Sharon but she doesn't see the ball coming as she is rummaging in her handbag looking for a tissue so she can wipe the dribble from round Beau's mouth,the ball hits Sharon on the chest and nearly squashes her....
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Post by bones2112 on Dec 24, 2005 5:52:12 GMT
but luckily her handbag had a brick in it which saved her, then the ball lands on the ground and up runs smiffy who then...................................
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Post by smiffy on Dec 24, 2005 7:12:12 GMT
trips over the ball cos she's got sunglasses on and its not sunny there! She gets back up.....looks at the ball....no-one had noticed her fall.... looks at the ball again..... take's a kick to the goal......and
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