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Post by Sharon Sharealike on Dec 24, 2005 11:01:53 GMT
trips over the ball cos she's got sunglasses on and its not sunny there! She gets back up.....looks at the ball....no-one had noticed her fall.... looks at the ball again..... take's a kick to the goal......and blams it over the top as she plays footy like a girl! Grumpy at her miserable failings on the pitch she spots Obe One and feels the urge......
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Post by Alf Witt on Dec 24, 2005 20:17:06 GMT
to insert a large garden gnome in 'im.. however..ever the opportunist, makes a perfect pass to Nobbin, who beats two defenders, and then...Choppy nicks the baseball bat off him and proceeds to...
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Post by nobbinthenob on Dec 24, 2005 21:19:53 GMT
to insert a large garden gnome in 'im.. however..ever the opportunist, makes a perfect pass to Nobbin, who beats two defenders, and then...Choppy nicks the baseball bat off him and proceeds to... ...............insert it into a very large orofice he has at the rear of his torso. Grimacing with the pain and pleasure factors, he topples over and squashes the ball which, due to the incredible weight on it..shoots straight from under him towards......
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Post by smiffy on Dec 26, 2005 7:52:07 GMT
Beau, who having had a bevvy or two for his birthday has a bit of a headache and is seeing two....
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Post by Peter Doubt on Dec 26, 2005 19:36:35 GMT
big, rounded, beautiful, pert......................
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Post by bones2112 on Dec 27, 2005 14:32:56 GMT
pear's in a tree and then decides to take a juicy pear and eats it while passing the foopball back to Iffy who then.....................................
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Post by nobbinthenob on Dec 28, 2005 10:22:30 GMT
pear's in a tree and then decides to take a juicy pear and eats it while passing the foopball back to Iffy who then..................................... ...decides to go and hide the foopball in one of his many sheds. Unfortunately, he discovers that Smiffy has knicked the keys, so he throws the ball over the fence and waits for........
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Post by Mike L.Iff on Dec 28, 2005 15:20:40 GMT
pear's in a tree and then decides to take a juicy pear and eats it while passing the foopball back to Iffy who then..................................... ...decides to go and hide the foopball in one of his many sheds. Unfortunately, he discovers that Smiffy has knicked the keys, so he throws the ball over the fence and waits for........ ........the pub to open. Meanwhile,over the fence Nobbin is layed flat out having been hit on the head by the ball. Bones goes to give him the kiss of life but is put off by the........
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Post by iancontinent on Dec 28, 2005 15:24:31 GMT
dayglo orange socks that nobbin is wearing and has been wearing since the 80s. The ball starts rolling down the hill towards the railway line where....
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Post by bones2112 on Dec 28, 2005 15:42:59 GMT
crash bang whallop it hits Obe flat out and Ian then grabs the foopball and kicks it so far across the field it nearly ends up in.......................................................
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Post by Peter Doubt on Dec 28, 2005 15:49:23 GMT
big, rounded, beautiful, pert.......................
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Post by nobbinthenob on Dec 30, 2005 20:43:22 GMT
big, rounded, beautiful, pert....................... pair of nuts that sharon is eating. She drops the nuts and picks the ball up, takes a bite and spits it out. Sharon then throws the ball to peter who, with his obsessionabout big round pert things, snogs the ball and covers it in slobber. It shoots out of his mouth and fly's across to Alf, who........
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Post by Alf Witt on Dec 30, 2005 21:20:09 GMT
with intricate skill and footwork punts the ball upfield with a perfectly timed pass to Choppy...who recieves the ball just in time to...
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Post by smiffy on Dec 31, 2005 12:49:16 GMT
get his duster out and give the ball polish. When its nice and shiney, it slips out of his paws and rolls over to......
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Post by Peter Doubt on Dec 31, 2005 13:05:29 GMT
Nobbin who is sat on the grass lazily licking his.....................
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Post by bones2112 on Jan 1, 2006 9:54:41 GMT
nobby's nut's, but along comes Obe and ...............................
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Post by nobbinthenob on Jan 2, 2006 10:47:29 GMT
.......asks if he can have a lick as well. Luckily, Nobbin tells him to use his own nuts so Obe, sulking, decides to flatten the ball with an electric guitar he borrowed off someone. Of course, he fails miserably and in a fit of temper, he kicks the ball slap bang into the middle of.......
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Post by Peter Doubt on Jan 2, 2006 15:46:35 GMT
next week where we find Choppy on Nobbins back picking the..........................
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Post by bones2112 on Jan 3, 2006 7:28:00 GMT
and nit finding, but alas the whisle blows showing half time................smiffy then realizes that she is still on the pitch, coz know one told her and she never heard the whitsle blow and has the chance to grab the foopball and run off with it but........................
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Post by nobbinthenob on Jan 3, 2006 16:04:09 GMT
..the problem being that Julie is not letting the words flow on properly cos the last bit doesn't make sense, so Nobbin takes her to one side and explains about how the words should follow on from one thread to another. Luckily, during this intermission (where everyone goes to the loo and buys their candyfloss) she cottons on and, after being so full of gratitude, gives the ball to Nobbin who, in his infinite wisdom, passes it straight to a.........
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