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Post by Peter Doubt on Jan 13, 2006 12:03:54 GMT
.........packing as it had just turned into a right old pain in the.................................
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Post by Anne Tique on Jan 13, 2006 20:42:52 GMT
...respectable parts. Obe quickly recovered, scored a hat trick, won the game, became Prime Minister, abolished war and poverty and lived happily ever after.
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Post by nobbinthenob on Jan 13, 2006 20:52:08 GMT
So, thats the end of this thread then..........right......fine...............
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Post by Anne Tique on Jan 13, 2006 20:57:08 GMT
So, thats the end of this thread then..........right......fine............... We could start another match if you like.
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Post by Peter Doubt on Jan 14, 2006 16:45:25 GMT
it was a match of three halves................................ and I'm gutted
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Post by bones2112 on Jan 14, 2006 18:59:19 GMT
and they think it's all over........................................................................ * not *
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Post by Mike L.Iff on Jan 14, 2006 20:09:53 GMT
and they think it's all over........................................................................ * not * Carries on
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Post by Anne Tique on Jan 14, 2006 23:20:47 GMT
and they think it's all over........................................................................ * not * Carries on Nice lurking move Mike
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Post by Alf Witt on Jan 15, 2006 9:23:35 GMT
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Post by Peter Doubt on Jan 15, 2006 19:59:38 GMT
Were any of you gentlemen going to say anything interesting?
cos nothing is showing
why?
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Post by Sharon Sharealike on Jan 15, 2006 20:22:11 GMT
Were any of you gentlemen going to say anything interesting? cos nothing is showing why? Its Wednesday night, Burton Albion are ready, all scrubbed up and shiny to take on Man Utd for the replay of the FA Cup round when Nigel Clough looks out at the pitch and sees Nobbin has been signed for BA and is in goal. Having heard about his beer drinking cavorting only this Saturday neet with a certain hairy Chimp he throws caution to the wind and.......
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Post by nobbinthenob on Jan 16, 2006 6:45:34 GMT
shouts "Foul!" Even before the match has begun. The crowd roar back....................................
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Post by Sharon Sharealike on Jan 16, 2006 7:32:20 GMT
shouts "Foul!" Even before the match has begun. The crowd roar back.................................... Fish Undeterred, Nigel Clough makes the best of a bad job and moves Nobbin from goal into club mascot position and dresses him up as..........
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Post by nobbinthenob on Jan 16, 2006 8:17:18 GMT
shouts "Foul!" Even before the match has begun. The crowd roar back.................................... Fish Undeterred, Nigel Clough makes the best of a bad job and moves Nobbin from goal into club mascot position and dresses him up as.......... ..............a hamburger, cos he looks like one. Undeterred, nobbin sings to the other players, trying to give them support. However, Sharon turns away in disgust and tells julie to.............
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Post by bones2112 on Jan 16, 2006 8:21:01 GMT
get a bucket of water and chuck it all over Nobbin, coz he can not sing to save his life. meanwhile Beau comes over to have a quiet word with ................................
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Post by nobbinthenob on Jan 16, 2006 8:39:48 GMT
.Sharon, cos he's abit short of cash again, and he needs a loan. Sharon smiles dazzingly and takes beau into the mens shower rooms for some personal financing solutions. They emerge a few hours aletr all hot and bothered, and beau thanks sharon, saying..............
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Post by Anne Tique on Jan 16, 2006 11:12:52 GMT
.Sharon, cos he's abit short of cash again, and he needs a loan. Sharon smiles dazzingly and takes beau into the mens shower rooms for some personal financing solutions. They emerge a few hours aletr all hot and bothered, and beau thanks sharon, saying.............. I'm so pleased I did my confined spaces training on that Health and Safety course. Next time though, do you think we could .....
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Post by Peter Doubt on Jan 16, 2006 11:28:32 GMT
...........spend more time on the mouth to mouth and less on the heart massage because my...............
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Post by bones2112 on Jan 18, 2006 6:50:55 GMT
brusies are hurting ( it's the cleanest thing I could come up with ), so off Sharon goes to find Smiffy and have a chat about who has to clear up the elephants doo doo's when........................
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Post by Anne Tique on Jul 8, 2006 15:28:06 GMT
the Sun goes supernova and the Earth is destroyed.
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