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Post by Ian Flagrante on Aug 9, 2009 19:27:25 GMT
I remember you now. Where did we last meet?
Not often, and when I do I have to lie down afterwards.
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Post by Lou Briccant on Aug 9, 2009 19:39:57 GMT
Q Do you ever swear?
A I thought she was nice till I got to know her
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Aug 10, 2009 6:37:57 GMT
Q So what did you think of that lap dancer with the squint?
A About a week.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Aug 10, 2009 8:24:25 GMT
Q How often do you have a bath?
A At the ball in Inverness
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Aug 11, 2009 6:34:37 GMT
Q So where did you lose it?
A Yes, but it won't fit in the oven.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Aug 11, 2009 9:11:13 GMT
Q Did you ever try to roast an ostrich?
A Some knicker elastic
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Aug 11, 2009 18:38:43 GMT
Q What do you need most, right now?
A Not without putting my wellies on
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Post by LucyQuipment on Aug 12, 2009 9:14:30 GMT
Q Want to come and meet my new sheep?
A Twice on Wednesday, but never on a Sunday
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Aug 13, 2009 11:18:33 GMT
Q Do you bathe often?
A I liked it to begin with but I found it gave me indigestion in the end.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Aug 13, 2009 18:12:48 GMT
Q How did you find Ricky's Eel en Croute recipe in the Tog's Cookbook?
A A geriatric spaniel and a packet of licorice allsorts
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Aug 14, 2009 7:01:16 GMT
Q Describe your ideal date
A Wet and dry sandpaper
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Post by LucyQuipment on Aug 15, 2009 11:58:45 GMT
Q What caused those funny marks on your bahookie?
A I don't know, but there were two of them when I started
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Aug 17, 2009 6:42:44 GMT
Q Why is your house overrun with mice?
A About a week in those clothes.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Aug 17, 2009 8:01:23 GMT
Q What does it take to get into character for undercover surveillance?
A It wisnae me - a big boy done it and ran away
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Aug 17, 2009 10:44:22 GMT
Q Why are you wearing your underpants on your heid?
A I can't. I ran out of petrol.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Aug 17, 2009 16:22:24 GMT
Q Can I have a lift to the Togs' bash at Australia?
A Phwoarrrr
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Post by sussexgirl on Aug 17, 2009 19:26:22 GMT
q: how do you spell the number between three and five?
A: 60 Million
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Aug 18, 2009 12:59:43 GMT
Q How many brain cells does Lee wish he had
A seventeen
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Post by LucyQuipment on Aug 18, 2009 16:42:04 GMT
Q How many roadkill hedgehogs has Flaggers stashed in his freezer?
A Only when there's a "R" in the month
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Aug 19, 2009 6:52:09 GMT
Q Do you find sprouts give you wind?
A About half of them
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