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Post by LucyQuipment on Nov 11, 2009 12:40:52 GMT
Q When is my dad meeting Miss Whiplash?
A Two pints of lager and a packet of pork scratchings
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Nov 24, 2009 14:51:37 GMT
Q What are you having for breakfast on Christmas morning?
A Not today, thank you, my washing machine is broken.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Nov 25, 2009 9:59:37 GMT
Q The children are home from university - can you........?
A It's all in the buttocks
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Nov 25, 2009 22:50:20 GMT
Q Why do you dance so well?
A My liberty bodice is tartan and the neighbours are watching.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Nov 26, 2009 12:27:27 GMT
Q Why is there always a crowd outside your bedroom window?
A I thought it was a Werther's Original
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Dec 4, 2009 22:01:40 GMT
Q Why did you do that to that policeman?
A It doesn't matter any more, I have a rubber duck.
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Post by Eema Braazkumov on Dec 5, 2009 11:11:53 GMT
Q Weren't you upset when your plastic submarine was stolen by that seagull?
A Sometimes, only nowadays I tear them up and throw them in the air.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Dec 5, 2009 15:14:58 GMT
Q Do you read a daily newspaper?
A It was like the sound of a sealion clapping
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Post by Peter Doubt on Dec 5, 2009 21:54:04 GMT
Q How did you know your wife was exercising, naked, in the bathroom.
A As far as I could kick it!
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Post by Eema Braazkumov on Dec 7, 2009 14:04:59 GMT
Q How far away was that suspicious looking carrier bag I saw near you in that 'special shop'?
A It's a bit big but with the help of something slippery, I should be able to manage it.
*runs away from cheeky posting*
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Post by Peter Doubt on Dec 7, 2009 14:12:52 GMT
Q You're not going to put that in your mouth are you?
A Every first wednesday of the month
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Dec 8, 2009 20:59:00 GMT
Q How often can you bear to experience Eem's smutty banter without getting all perspirational and unnecessary?
A My gramophone has broken and I have no matches left
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Post by LucyQuipment on Dec 9, 2009 12:26:53 GMT
Q Why the long face?
A Tissue paper and a comb
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Dec 9, 2009 15:31:18 GMT
Q What instrument did you play at the school concert?
A My boomerang is broken
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Post by LucyQuipment on Dec 10, 2009 10:32:00 GMT
Q What's your fondest memory of Charlie Drake?
A Two little boys
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Post by Eema Braazkumov on Dec 14, 2009 9:23:04 GMT
Q Who did you 'accidentally' trip up on the bus this morning because they wouldn't give up their seats to elderly passengers.
A A paper cut right down the middle!
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