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Post by LucyQuipment on Sept 23, 2009 9:56:44 GMT
Q I'm a bit worried about those bomb casings behind your desk - are they OK?
A I'm in despair - nothing's worked
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Post by sussexgirl on Sept 24, 2009 14:42:28 GMT
Q Have I switched it on?
A Life is a cabaret my friend
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 30, 2009 12:11:51 GMT
Q Can you describe your philosophy to us in song, please?
A I can't tell you because it is still in its wrapper.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Sept 30, 2009 12:19:08 GMT
Q Does it need batteries?
A Hogmanay
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 30, 2009 12:39:07 GMT
Q When did you last see what is worn under the kilt?
A I think it is broken because it just went "beep"
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Post by LucyQuipment on Oct 1, 2009 11:42:42 GMT
Q What's wrong with your Acme Sooper-Dooper Silent Dog Whistle?
A It happened in Monterey
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Oct 2, 2009 10:09:57 GMT
Q Where did you get that tattoo that resembles a pair of red lips?
A It certainly made my net curtains twich!
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Post by LucyQuipment on Oct 3, 2009 9:20:19 GMT
Q Did you see that brawl in the street between Norman and Mal?
(Twich? You'll have had yer tea then? ;D )
A It was in my pocket all the time
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Oct 6, 2009 21:21:37 GMT
Q If my car keys were in the fridge, where was the butter?
(And no, I haven't had my tea yet, whatyagot?)
A I read them in order, but the stories were mixed up.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Oct 7, 2009 9:41:33 GMT
Q How did you get on with The Canterbury Tales?
(chicken with mushroom sauce, tatties & peas)
A Can't have been me - I was on the Togs' boards at the time
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Oct 7, 2009 20:03:49 GMT
Q Was that you who was arrested for doing something unspeakable at the bus stop?
(Num Num! Any left?)
A My body is a temple.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Oct 8, 2009 7:59:55 GMT
Q Name one other common fib, along the lines of "the cheque is in the post" (sorry - it was very moreish . What you planning for tonight?) A That'll need to be boil-washed
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Oct 10, 2009 7:20:18 GMT
Q How do I get the beetroot stains off my hands?
(beef curry)
A I prefer shag pile myself
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Post by LucyQuipment on Oct 10, 2009 14:37:45 GMT
Q D'you fancy a nice Berber here in front of the fire?
(Was it a hot one - curry that is)
A He sank it in one
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Oct 13, 2009 12:36:49 GMT
Q What did Oderous do with that bucket of beer?
A (A also) It almost blew my ears off! I'll do it again next week.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Oct 14, 2009 9:19:53 GMT
Q How hot was that curry?
A It went through me like a dose of salts
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Post by Vnusinblujeans on Nov 1, 2009 16:10:56 GMT
spooky!
best treat this year?
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Nov 3, 2009 20:47:52 GMT
Q Ask me a question that I can't answer without getting into a lot of trouble and probably getting a lifetime ban and a visit in person from Mr Strubs bearing a big stick?
A A little fly and a great big spider.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Nov 4, 2009 1:25:20 GMT
Q What's your idea of a light snack?
A In the back row of the Odeon
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Nov 10, 2009 12:31:12 GMT
Q Where were you the last time someone shone a torch in your face and asked you what you were doing?
A About seventeen forty nine, but don't tell your mother.
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