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Post by LucyQuipment on Sept 9, 2009 13:46:00 GMT
Q What diet would you recommend for a flatulent rabbit?
A It was in the woodpile
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 9, 2009 14:08:56 GMT
Q Where did you discover the joy of whittling?
A Thursday morning at about 6.37, give or take a minute or two.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Sept 9, 2009 14:29:25 GMT
Q When does Nostradamus say the world will end?
A Mrs Bickerdyke and a stick of celery
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 9, 2009 15:56:57 GMT
Q What keeps Mr Oderous looking so young and spritely?
A Sal's knicker elastic was too tight.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Sept 9, 2009 22:08:48 GMT
Q Why was Sturbs wearing a pained expression?
A Geronimo!
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 10, 2009 8:04:35 GMT
Q What is the name of that fast growing flower?
A I don't know - it always does that.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Sept 10, 2009 10:28:09 GMT
Q Why does that dog get so possessive over its bone when it sees you coming?
A I thought it was tomorrow
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 11, 2009 11:32:32 GMT
Q What are you doing here?
A I thought you were a gentleman!
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Post by LucyQuipment on Sept 12, 2009 9:38:44 GMT
Q Matron?
A It adds that je ne sais quoi
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 14, 2009 10:35:41 GMT
Q Why have you stuck that feather up your nose?
A My hip hurts, my knees creak, I have a sore neck, my blisters have come back, and by Wednesday I think it will disappear all together.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Sept 14, 2009 11:42:20 GMT
Q What's put you in such a good mood?
A It reminds me of the banana boat song
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 15, 2009 8:07:11 GMT
Q Why do you laugh when someone sneezes?
A A sunflower
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Post by LucyQuipment on Sept 15, 2009 10:04:04 GMT
Q What's that you're using as an umbrella, cos it's making your complexion look rather sickly?
A I thought it was, but I was mistaken
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 15, 2009 11:44:05 GMT
Q Was the reason you were seen running through the town nekkid save for balloon that you won the lottery last weekend?
A I don't know but in this light it looks a bit like Mal Oderous on a bicycle.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Sept 20, 2009 23:25:49 GMT
Q Is that a yeti on wheels?
A My mother always told me not to do that
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 21, 2009 11:44:46 GMT
Q Why don't you wolf whistle at workmen?
A About six on a good day
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Post by LucyQuipment on Sept 21, 2009 12:01:30 GMT
Q How many haggis suppers can you manage?
A Ghosties, ghoulies and things that go bump in the night
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 21, 2009 13:01:33 GMT
Q Can you describe the Togs' Convention for me please?
A The "t" is silent.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Sept 22, 2009 11:36:46 GMT
Q Why should a chap on a night out be said to be "on the piste"?
A A clip round the ear
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 22, 2009 11:39:14 GMT
Q What should I give Lee for his birthday?
A They always make that humming noise.
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