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Post by LucyQuipment on Sept 2, 2009 12:12:54 GMT
Q What happened to Joan's bonfire?
A I can't say, my lips are sealed
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Post by sussexgirl on Sept 2, 2009 23:19:10 GMT
Q: is superglue edible?
A: dunno....
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 3, 2009 5:56:56 GMT
Q What is the plural of "dunny"
A Trouble down below, Cap'n.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Sept 3, 2009 9:19:08 GMT
Q What's that you're saying, Scotty?
A Bar stewards
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 3, 2009 14:42:48 GMT
Q Describe your thoughts about politicians in one word.
A That was very nice, thank you; can you do it again only without the cheddar biscuits?
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Post by Mae Hem on Sept 4, 2009 9:00:00 GMT
Q Would you like another massage?
A He was so upset he ran off with the Mother-in-law
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 4, 2009 13:48:38 GMT
Q What happened to Idiot Mittens after Snowy spurned his advances?
A I don't know, but it will certainly need a lot of painting afterwards.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Sept 5, 2009 12:46:01 GMT
Q Did the kids enjoy the party in your empty house?
A Gold lame and pink marabou feathers
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Post by sussexgirl on Sept 6, 2009 16:00:39 GMT
Q Is this the fancy dress theme for Alloa 2010?
A treasure chest
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 7, 2009 6:03:05 GMT
Q Where to you keep your teeth at night?
A I like the blue ones best.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Sept 7, 2009 9:21:40 GMT
Q Does Nursie ensure you have your medication on time?
A A manic street preacher
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 8, 2009 8:22:24 GMT
Q Who was that man I saw yesterday standing on a box, kissing you?
A Two tins of pears.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Sept 8, 2009 8:37:12 GMT
Q What do you advise I put in this woolly sock to make an effective cosh?
A The rag 'n bone man's horse
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 8, 2009 11:17:25 GMT
Q (To the PMF) What are we giving your mother in law when she comes for tea, dearest?
A If I could do that, do you think I'd be working for a living?
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Post by LucyQuipment on Sept 9, 2009 8:25:23 GMT
Q Can you do that trick with the ping-pong balls?
A It tasted like chicken to me
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 9, 2009 10:19:30 GMT
Q Can you describe Conrad's most recent effort at an ear wax statue, in six words?
A There is an elephant on my foot.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Sept 9, 2009 11:25:05 GMT
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Q Why are you gasping and going puce?
A It makes a good place to park your bike
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 9, 2009 11:40:38 GMT
.................... .....................naw......shan't! ;D Q Can you give me a reason to leave to stable door open after the horse has bolted? A Quite rude, but I like it.
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Post by LucyQuipment on Sept 9, 2009 12:52:31 GMT
Q What do you think of Janet and John stories?
A Matron told me I shouldn't
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Post by Ian Flagrante on Sept 9, 2009 13:02:34 GMT
Q Why don't you swing from the light fittings?
A Two carrots, a spring onion, and a lump of coal.
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